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Hey.....my kids 'r' gettin' cancer! Good times.....

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These peabrains have been epic-level masters of self-shafting ever since they first started voting for Repuglicans. They live in states with the worst water quality, the highest levels of cancer, the lowest life expectancy, the most poverty, the highest rates of gun deaths, the lowest-scoring schools, the highest divorce rates. All of which they have done to themselves, mainly by belligerently refusing to take advantage of the benefit of being members of Club USA. Which is how they understand the concept of patriotism.

It is no surprise that these fatalistic folks have decided that they're gonna die early, fat, poor, and with rotting teeth so they might as well take out as many of their neighbors as they can.

They are, in short, sociopaths.

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Anyone who posts a sign declaring "We'll Keep Our Manhood!" has pretty much already conceded that he has none.

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Some people might think it's time for Direct Action. However, I am strongly against going to Cafe Press (or whatever) and having a gross of bumperstickers made that say, "If my penis were bigger, my truck would be smaller". And I am VERY much against going into a grocery store and buying extra potatoes when one of these vehicles, with its large inviting pipes, is sitting in the store parking lot.

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Prius driver here, the one hypermiling at 60 in the right-hand lane and loving it every time somebody tailgates me.

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The only time I have penis envy!

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Sigmund Ford said that.

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Truck owners value identification with sportsball teams, NASCAR drivers, and motor vehicle manufacturers. They sometimes express this through rear-window stickers of Calvin urinating on symbols of non-preferred competitors.

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Or if you were ever tempted to stuff those TruckNutz where the sun doesn't shine...

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dangerous to blind drivers with smoke clouds, choking people with smoke, driving like an asshole, why dont yall just get a giant decal on your back window that says " move over im a douchbag" smart drivers look out for others saftey on the road, you know what real men do? little dickless bitches are the ones who feel the need to always "prove" themselves.. everyones not staring at you because they think your cool, its because they want to beat the living shit out of you.

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Idiots, even rolling coal a diesel produces less CO2 than your beloved Prius and much less CO which is toxic. Prius smoke will kill you in a garage, smoke from a coal roller wont. You'd have to stay there long enough for it and you to consume all the oxygen.

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He's right though. A diesel engine won't kill you. That's why they used them in mines.

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needs moar goats

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250 pounds of air pollution. And that's just what's sitting in the driver's seat of one of these things.

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It's not pointless. Pissing off people in outgroups is the point. Sad losers with no ability to create joy for themselves will instead find it in the misery of others.

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It is their intent. Well, maybe not specifically you, but anyone like you, and they'll happily take your umbrage and sip it like a fine wine.

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