And now news comes that the dean of White House Queer Muslin Murder 'Spiracy Theories, Jerome Corsi of WND, is stone cold flying around on Mitt Romney's plane, like a boss! So let us put on our OWN conspiracy caps (it is a crimson fez, duh), and ask the clear and obvious question: Who'd Jerome Corsi murder to get on Mitt Romney's plane?
oh dear god.
i cannot WAIT for the inevitable fallout in wingtardlandia.
Rhymes with &quot;orange.&quot;
It&#039;s not Mittens&#039; fault. There was a vat on the plane full of pig vomit, bat&#039;s blood and the brain of Abbe Normal ... someone threw in Barbara Bush&#039; toenails and Jerome Corsi just stone cold fucking showed the fuck up.
Nooooo! That would be catastrophic! The whole election would be lost! Under no circumstances should Mistuh Romney take a <i>single</i> piece of advice from Corsi, EVAR!
Which explains the poor timing.
Protective foil headgear. SURVIVED!
&quot;Ooh, the spring line of calves looks <i>to die for</i>, don&#039;t you think, Mother?&quot;
*Puts DO NOT DISTURB sign on bunk*
Well, what could possibly go wrong with this plan?
I mean, who <i>hasn&#039;t</i> thought that filling an etch-a-sketch with diarrhea was a great idea?
Rick Scott wasn&#039;t going where he wanted to go, so he needed a different means of transportation.
...tell your cat that those tinfoil hats are so that the Scientologist can&#039;t read your minds
If picking Ryan as veep was a hail Mary play, what is credentialing Corsi?
Maybe you call it, &quot;Please proceed, Governor.&quot;
This has to be a plot to entice the President into slinging mud. No one is so tone-deaf that they&#039;d hang out with Corsi unless they wanted to be mocked. Is Kris Kobach (the SB1070 guy) riding along too?
TSA Agents everywhere breath a sigh of relief. For the next couple of weeks they won&#039;t have to pat down Jerome Corsi&#039;s fleshy groin area.
Ted Kaczynski couldn&#039;t make it this time.
...on &#039;Mormon Air&#039; the only reading material you find in the seat back are &quot;Binders of Women&quot;!