And now news comes that the dean of White House Queer Muslin Murder 'Spiracy Theories, Jerome Corsi of WND, is stone cold flying around on Mitt Romney's plane, like a boss! So let us put on our OWN conspiracy caps (it is a crimson fez, duh), and ask the clear and obvious question: Who'd Jerome Corsi murder to get on Mitt Romney's plane?
It's not Mittens' fault. There was a vat on the plane full of pig vomit, bat's blood and the brain of Abbe Normal ... someone threw in Barbara Bush' toenails and Jerome Corsi just stone cold fucking showed the fuck up.
Nooooo! That would be catastrophic! The whole election would be lost! Under no circumstances should Mistuh Romney take a <i>single</i> piece of advice from Corsi, EVAR!
This has to be a plot to entice the President into slinging mud. No one is so tone-deaf that they&#039;d hang out with Corsi unless they wanted to be mocked. Is Kris Kobach (the SB1070 guy) riding along too?
TSA Agents everywhere breath a sigh of relief. For the next couple of weeks they won&#039;t have to pat down Jerome Corsi&#039;s fleshy groin area.
oh dear god.
i cannot WAIT for the inevitable fallout in wingtardlandia.
Rhymes with &quot;orange.&quot;
It&#039;s not Mittens&#039; fault. There was a vat on the plane full of pig vomit, bat&#039;s blood and the brain of Abbe Normal ... someone threw in Barbara Bush&#039; toenails and Jerome Corsi just stone cold fucking showed the fuck up.
Nooooo! That would be catastrophic! The whole election would be lost! Under no circumstances should Mistuh Romney take a <i>single</i> piece of advice from Corsi, EVAR!
Which explains the poor timing.
Protective foil headgear. SURVIVED!
&quot;Ooh, the spring line of calves looks <i>to die for</i>, don&#039;t you think, Mother?&quot;
--Frubb Romney
*Puts DO NOT DISTURB sign on bunk*
Well, what could possibly go wrong with this plan?
I mean, who <i>hasn&#039;t</i> thought that filling an etch-a-sketch with diarrhea was a great idea?
Rick Scott wasn&#039;t going where he wanted to go, so he needed a different means of transportation.
...tell your cat that those tinfoil hats are so that the Scientologist can&#039;t read your minds
If picking Ryan as veep was a hail Mary play, what is credentialing Corsi?
Maybe you call it, &quot;Please proceed, Governor.&quot;
This has to be a plot to entice the President into slinging mud. No one is so tone-deaf that they&#039;d hang out with Corsi unless they wanted to be mocked. Is Kris Kobach (the SB1070 guy) riding along too?
TSA Agents everywhere breath a sigh of relief. For the next couple of weeks they won&#039;t have to pat down Jerome Corsi&#039;s fleshy groin area.
Ted Kaczynski couldn&#039;t make it this time.
...on &#039;Mormon Air&#039; the only reading material you find in the seat back are &quot;Binders of Women&quot;!