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Leftflank's avatar

Somebody please quote me chapter and verse where the almighty proclaimed doing the help was holier than thou... Ish.

Thanks in advance.

Pm Deering's avatar

Oh. Eew. And may I say again, eew. Fucking puritans.

mailman27's avatar

That picture was taken at the gym? I guess it was Jerry's day to work on his leer.

Shananigan's avatar

I think there’s something in there about Handmaids.

Baconzgood's avatar

I STILL find this difficult to masturbate too.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

Leer Day is a well-known gym thing. Ask Jim Jordan if you don't believe me.

Baconzgood's avatar

this is the creepiest Christmas card I've ever seen.

Or.G's avatar

Do as I say, not as I do.

Baconzgood's avatar

- News Flash-

Religion has been a hotbed of hypocrisy for millenia.

-This Just in-

Scientists, after years of study, have proven Lake Erie is full of water.

Baconzgood's avatar

Hey, instead of going down in flames just crash into a mountain instead.

Said no ever.

But God love the moral majority. Seriously, God. Love them. No one down here does.

DLZebub's avatar

Bet those fundie parents are thrilled to hear where young Zachariah's tuition money is going.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

You know how obviously intelligent people don’t ever feel the need to go around telling everyone how intelligent they are? I imagine it’s the same with penis size.

Baconzgood's avatar

Ya know today we had 3 stories about Falwell and NO stories about dune buggies.

Just sayin'

ChumpsForTrump's avatar

So I guess Lolberty U isn't the monument to Jesusly things it claims? Imagine that!