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Somebody please quote me chapter and verse where the almighty proclaimed doing the help was holier than thou... Ish.

Thanks in advance.

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Oh. Eew. And may I say again, eew. Fucking puritans.

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That picture was taken at the gym? I guess it was Jerry's day to work on his leer.

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I think there’s something in there about Handmaids.

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I STILL find this difficult to masturbate too.

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Leer Day is a well-known gym thing. Ask Jim Jordan if you don't believe me.

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this is the creepiest Christmas card I've ever seen.

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Do as I say, not as I do.

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- News Flash-

Religion has been a hotbed of hypocrisy for millenia.

-This Just in-

Scientists, after years of study, have proven Lake Erie is full of water.

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Hey, instead of going down in flames just crash into a mountain instead.

Said no ever.

But God love the moral majority. Seriously, God. Love them. No one down here does.

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Bet those fundie parents are thrilled to hear where young Zachariah's tuition money is going.

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You know how obviously intelligent people don’t ever feel the need to go around telling everyone how intelligent they are? I imagine it’s the same with penis size.

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Ya know today we had 3 stories about Falwell and NO stories about dune buggies.

Just sayin'

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So I guess Lolberty U isn't the monument to Jesusly things it claims? Imagine that!

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