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Creeping self awareness. The worst virus.

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Transparency is key to contact tracing and self-isolation. I commend this communication.

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I was at Mary's strip joint in Portland where the dancers had to put their own money in the onstage "jukebox" for the tunes and all the guys were watching the JailBlazers on TV while the ignored and untipped dancer took off her clothes and danced naked to Tracy Chapman singing "All You Have is Your Soul".

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I'm gonna set out tomorrow early to see what it's like. I'm not going to try to get out today because Saturdays are the worst for grocery shopping. My husband is on his own for beer, as they don't sell it before noon on Sunday.

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BELTIES!!! My favorite breed!

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I have a red heifer in my pasture right now. DOOM!!!!! They're called Santa Gerturdis and they have been an official breed for well over a century.

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Using smart to defeat dumb is an unfair weapon in the liberal arsenal.

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They hate us for our freedoms.

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Taft.

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Plantation owners.

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Quarantine is a great excuse to repeal that religious based law.

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You learn something new everyday.

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"We work in a 'plant' alright - a plantation!" - Zeke (Richard Pryor) in "Blue Collar."

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I could not find an edit button. Sue me.

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In New Mexico the southern part of the state is all ranchers and retirees and is a vibrant red. They must hate the liberal northern part of the state which includes Albuquerque and Santa Fe.

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