Corinthian Two: Well, just before five, my sexy secretary suggested that we might go her her place. I was surprised but, hey. So we get there and she turns the lights way down low and says, "Why don't you get comfortable?" So I get unsuited and suddenly the lights go on and everybody I know shouts "Happy Birthday!" and there I am naked, doing the Peeping Tom routine while a pool boy rails my wife"
I know this is a minor point in a whole semitruckload full of weirdness, and that some religious sects are weird about caffeine, but the "black water" stupidity could have been a lot less stupid if he just said he was holding a Pepsi or Coke (with or without caffeine).
"Now, Mr. Falwell, do you recognize this picture I'm presenting to the court?" "EWWWWW, OBJECTION!" "But you can't object, your honor. You're the judge!"
Narcissist hires legal counsel. Resists their advice to the last second. Folds.
Hunky young associate deposes Becki. Hottttt!
So two Corinthians join a Zoom meeting.
Corinthian One: So what's up, Two?
Corinthian Two: Not so great. I got unsuited.
Corinthian One: Sorry to hear it. What happened?
Corinthian Two: Well, just before five, my sexy secretary suggested that we might go her her place. I was surprised but, hey. So we get there and she turns the lights way down low and says, "Why don't you get comfortable?" So I get unsuited and suddenly the lights go on and everybody I know shouts "Happy Birthday!" and there I am naked, doing the Peeping Tom routine while a pool boy rails my wife"
Good by me
Nice scansion and I can hear the music
Or defrocked?
I know this is a minor point in a whole semitruckload full of weirdness, and that some religious sects are weird about caffeine, but the "black water" stupidity could have been a lot less stupid if he just said he was holding a Pepsi or Coke (with or without caffeine).
“I’ll allow it. Go on...”
"Now, Mr. Falwell, do you recognize this picture I'm presenting to the court?" "EWWWWW, OBJECTION!" "But you can't object, your honor. You're the judge!"
It's all Rumplethinskin's fault. All he touches turns to sin.
Ha!
Jerry discovered that Onan is the loneliest lawsuit that you'll ever spill.
A Litigation Death Match. Two go in. None come out.
This can't go Onan and on...
Jerry And The Pool-boy. I love that story. Can't wait for The Hallmark movie!
they're gonna hire Mike Pence