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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Narcissist hires legal counsel. Resists their advice to the last second. Folds.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Hunky young associate deposes Becki. Hottttt!

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

So two Corinthians join a Zoom meeting.

Corinthian One: So what's up, Two?

Corinthian Two: Not so great. I got unsuited.

Corinthian One: Sorry to hear it. What happened?

Corinthian Two: Well, just before five, my sexy secretary suggested that we might go her her place. I was surprised but, hey. So we get there and she turns the lights way down low and says, "Why don't you get comfortable?" So I get unsuited and suddenly the lights go on and everybody I know shouts "Happy Birthday!" and there I am naked, doing the Peeping Tom routine while a pool boy rails my wife"

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Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

Good by me

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Evil Dr Päntsdrunk's avatar

Nice scansion and I can hear the music

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be kind's avatar

Or defrocked?

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Britpoptarts's avatar

I know this is a minor point in a whole semitruckload full of weirdness, and that some religious sects are weird about caffeine, but the "black water" stupidity could have been a lot less stupid if he just said he was holding a Pepsi or Coke (with or without caffeine).

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Nigel R. Toppinglift, III's avatar

“I’ll allow it. Go on...”

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Crip Dyke, ABOLISH THE POLICE's avatar

"Now, Mr. Falwell, do you recognize this picture I'm presenting to the court?" "EWWWWW, OBJECTION!" "But you can't object, your honor. You're the judge!"

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GeminiCricket's avatar

It's all Rumplethinskin's fault. All he touches turns to sin.

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goCatgo's avatar

Ha!

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ManchuCandidate's avatar

Jerry discovered that Onan is the loneliest lawsuit that you'll ever spill.

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Beanz&Berryz's avatar

A Litigation Death Match. Two go in. None come out.

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richardgrabman's avatar

This can't go Onan and on...

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Geoff Alnutt's avatar

Jerry And The Pool-boy. I love that story. Can't wait for The Hallmark movie!

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chronozoan's avatar

they're gonna hire Mike Pence

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