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Wookie Monster's avatar

I'm guessing Jerry didn't do much saving during her super model days.

bbayliss's avatar

He thinks he can fuck some brains into her, she thinks she can fuck him to death.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I would like to know what James, Lachlan and Elizabeth think about their new step-mama.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

They are both deluded.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

On a positive note, I hope that they deserve each other.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

"Some Like It Soft." Why couldn't Billy Wilder think of that?

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Golddigger, she's the Texas gal with the Midas touchA spider's touchSuch a old diggerBeckons you to enter her web of shtuppGet a firm pre-nup.

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

I could go on just go on not talking to Rupert Murdoch for fucking ever. Do I get any money?

hvdv's avatar

Anna Nicole Smith is my role model--well, apart from whole sordid early death thing. If I could have do-overs, screw higher education and working and paying my own bills and dignity and all that crap. Alas, now I'm too old.

Merle-Morrigan's avatar

well, look on the bright side, you would still be just as old.

Merle-Morrigan's avatar

Wasn't it her first marriage?

Merle-Morrigan's avatar

my gawd, if Jerry has all the monies and her jaw line looks like that what hope will I ever have? She looks like a general issue barfly out of an old western.

Merle-Morrigan's avatar

she wiggled and giggled and tickled some English Prime Minister and found it good, unfortunately, Mr. Murdock didn't and she was out with a settlement.

Merle-Morrigan's avatar

WHAT IS ABOUT the Cialis commercials?? When you are at the park and the 'moment is right', why pause to take a pill ? huh? you gonna make whoopee in the park? Why pause to find a bathroom, are you KIDDING? Where are you thinking of using that Cialis, anyway.

hvdv's avatar

BUT WITHOUT THE BAZILLIONS. Ugh.

hvdv's avatar

Sounds better than my first marriage.