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I'm guessing Jerry didn't do much saving during her super model days.

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He thinks he can fuck some brains into her, she thinks she can fuck him to death.

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I would like to know what James, Lachlan and Elizabeth think about their new step-mama.

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They are both deluded.

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On a positive note, I hope that they deserve each other.

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"Some Like It Soft." Why couldn't Billy Wilder think of that?

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Golddigger, she's the Texas gal with the Midas touchA spider's touchSuch a old diggerBeckons you to enter her web of shtuppGet a firm pre-nup.

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I could go on just go on not talking to Rupert Murdoch for fucking ever. Do I get any money?

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Anna Nicole Smith is my role model--well, apart from whole sordid early death thing. If I could have do-overs, screw higher education and working and paying my own bills and dignity and all that crap. Alas, now I'm too old.

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well, look on the bright side, you would still be just as old.

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Wasn't it her first marriage?

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my gawd, if Jerry has all the monies and her jaw line looks like that what hope will I ever have? She looks like a general issue barfly out of an old western.

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she wiggled and giggled and tickled some English Prime Minister and found it good, unfortunately, Mr. Murdock didn't and she was out with a settlement.

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WHAT IS ABOUT the Cialis commercials?? When you are at the park and the 'moment is right', why pause to take a pill ? huh? you gonna make whoopee in the park? Why pause to find a bathroom, are you KIDDING? Where are you thinking of using that Cialis, anyway.

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BUT WITHOUT THE BAZILLIONS. Ugh.

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Sounds better than my first marriage.

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