Some months ago, we sniffed haughtily at a story alleging Jerry Hall -- the beautiful Texan mother of some of Mick Jagger's children -- was doing the bone with wizened evil dwarf man Rupert Murdoch. It wasn't that we thought it couldn't happen; it was just that the article in question was such a hilarious mishmash of British Fleet Street Bad Journalism Nonsense,
Anna Nicole Smith is my role model--well, apart from whole sordid early death thing. If I could have do-overs, screw higher education and working and paying my own bills and dignity and all that crap. Alas, now I'm too old.
my gawd, if Jerry has all the monies and her jaw line looks like that what hope will I ever have? She looks like a general issue barfly out of an old western.
she wiggled and giggled and tickled some English Prime Minister and found it good, unfortunately, Mr. Murdock didn't and she was out with a settlement.
WHAT IS ABOUT the Cialis commercials?? When you are at the park and the 'moment is right', why pause to take a pill ? huh? you gonna make whoopee in the park? Why pause to find a bathroom, are you KIDDING? Where are you thinking of using that Cialis, anyway.
I'm guessing Jerry didn't do much saving during her super model days.
He thinks he can fuck some brains into her, she thinks she can fuck him to death.
I would like to know what James, Lachlan and Elizabeth think about their new step-mama.
They are both deluded.
On a positive note, I hope that they deserve each other.
"Some Like It Soft." Why couldn't Billy Wilder think of that?
Golddigger, she's the Texas gal with the Midas touchA spider's touchSuch a old diggerBeckons you to enter her web of shtuppGet a firm pre-nup.
I could go on just go on not talking to Rupert Murdoch for fucking ever. Do I get any money?
Anna Nicole Smith is my role model--well, apart from whole sordid early death thing. If I could have do-overs, screw higher education and working and paying my own bills and dignity and all that crap. Alas, now I'm too old.
well, look on the bright side, you would still be just as old.
Wasn't it her first marriage?
my gawd, if Jerry has all the monies and her jaw line looks like that what hope will I ever have? She looks like a general issue barfly out of an old western.
she wiggled and giggled and tickled some English Prime Minister and found it good, unfortunately, Mr. Murdock didn't and she was out with a settlement.
WHAT IS ABOUT the Cialis commercials?? When you are at the park and the 'moment is right', why pause to take a pill ? huh? you gonna make whoopee in the park? Why pause to find a bathroom, are you KIDDING? Where are you thinking of using that Cialis, anyway.
BUT WITHOUT THE BAZILLIONS. Ugh.
Sounds better than my first marriage.