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Rooster Cogburn105's avatar

5. Mormons don't recognize each other at Liquor Barn https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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sarafina's avatar

We are friendly people.

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Winner!!!!!!1

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The Villainess+'s avatar

Please tell me that this douchenozzle clown could be looking at jail time? America is hungry, and it wants raw meat(balls)!!!!

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It'sAllYourFoucault's avatar

You guys really are. The most wonderful boss I ever had was a Minnesotan Methodist. I even went to her church potlucks...as an atheist! And everybody was super cool! I even met one of my best friends from that church.

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

yet another henceforth unemployable, potential wingnut welfare queen who might wind up in a wee bit of trouble?

you don't say!

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Zyxomma's avatar

I'd say he's a real C U Next Tuesday, but everyone knows cunts are warm and strong, unlike ol' Meatball.

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Ωbjectifier's avatar

He is more delicate and vulnerable, like a testicle.

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Lynn A Myers's avatar

In some gay circles, it is a sign of being submissive......a slave if you will. Being gay myself, I think I can say that. Whether all these bald domed rethuglcans are gay or closeted gay, I cannot say, but I have to pose the question.

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Keith Taylor's avatar

Don't blame you for yelling. "Somewhat unbelievably?" Okay. "Somewhat incredibly?" Okay."You claimed, totally beyond the bounds of possibility -- ? " I like that! "You claimed, leaving every last fucking one of your listeners incredulous -- ?" That'll do too."You claimed, somewhat incredulously -- ?"Well, maybe the intended meaning was that even Meatball looked as though he didn't believe it.

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santyclz's avatar

Some of us would be satisfied with "hopefully".

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santyclz's avatar

Stolen!

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Perry made me do it Jesterpunk's avatar

Since Meatball's replacement was just confirmed by the senate today can he refuse to come in since he isn't AG anymore?

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