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Someone will remind him he missed the poor, the aged, and the infirm. "They're probably fucking liberals anyway," he'll say. "Fuck the assholes, they got nothing else I want, believe me."

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That only explains so much, though.

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Casa Fartknocker sounds like my kind of joint.

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Allergic to the piles of dead eagle feathers?

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I wasn't her at all for a whole day, and reading it back it looks like I am mansplaining. Obviously not everyone read it like that. Thx

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"I love the undereducated"

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AB is as conservative as it gets. So conservative it spat out Ted Cruz.

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He could declare a national emergy over the treasonous House and cancel the election, thereby rendering all House members and a third of senators inelugible to serve in the new Congress.

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Did someone mention peaches?https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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STEP: Science, Technology, Engineering, and PARTYING? (grin)

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We'd have a lot more momentum if the Press had cooperated after Mueller's appearance before the House. As I mentioned before, these are the headlines we should have seen the next day:

MUELLER CONFIRMS TRUMP NOT EXONERATED* TRUMP LIED TO COVER UP INVOLVEMENT* CAN BE INDICTED AFTER LEAVING OFFICE* SCHIFF SAYS TRUMP "DISLOYAL"* RUSSIA STILL INTERFERING IN ELECTION PROCESS

But no, it all had to be about the "optics" of his testimony.....

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Check him out in Dr. Ehrlich's Magic Bullet. Tired of playing mobsters, he had enough studio cred built up to insist on playing the lead in a biopic of Paul Ehrlich.

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Impeach doesn't sound nasty enough for what needs to be done to Captain Crime-a lot.Disembowel maybe. That's it, lets start the disembowelment proceedings.

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Don't overthink it LOL....

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