Jerry Weller, International Man of Mystery

Son-in-law of a murderous Latin American Banana Republic dictator, husband to that dictator's right-wing extremist daughter, possible page-fucker and all-around Republican congressman Jerry Weller is a man for our time. 

And just like Bush and Rev. Moon, Weller has secret Latin American land holdings "just in case."

Weirdly enough, Weller's beachfront acreage is in Nicaragua -- his wife and dictator father-in-law do their special work in nearby Guatemala.

To avoid the appearance of being an Global Criminal Mastermind or whatever, Weller asked his buddies in Congress for various waivers. He got them.

 Is Jerry Weller's Beach an Ethics Breach? [Chicago Reader]