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Al Ciuffo's avatar

Jesse is an asshole and has shit for brains

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1lorilynn's avatar

Can’t stand Jesse Waters or Fox Nees

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jonathan hutchison's avatar

Hatch chilis! Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!

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Megan Macomber's avatar

The truth will always "damage Mr. Trump's reputation." So yeah, go ahead--charge TRUTH with treason ("the T word"), fellas! Cut out the middlemen. Because that's what this boils down to.

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Vic's avatar
Jun 28Edited

Jesse, being sued again, for $787 million, for his habitual lying. Hope it's worth it, Rupert. (How's your latest divorce going, amid all that low-rent family feuding, by the way?)

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

"Secretary Shitfaced Von Whiskeydick"

Pro-tip: it should be "Secretary Shitfaced von Whiskeydick." The "von" (a mark of "nobility") should not be capitalized.

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JCfromNC's avatar

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And Kash and Bongino are going to be looking at these congressmen now, because I have a suspect list.

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K$H and Boingo-boingo, I suspect, couldn't find their own asses with both hands and a flashlight. I'm sure whoever the leak came from is just quaking in their boots.

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Mike Wears Shorts's avatar

I think that when Jessica Watters was a boy, he was the one who got tea-bagged at every sleep-over. Every one. His obsession with bizarre, allegedly masculine traits is a tell.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. The treason is coming from inside the (white) house.

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

“THE ANALS OF HISTORY”

Well, these clowns claim to love Sparta and Rome so much…

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tehbaddr's avatar

Chump is a Bombing Cuck!

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Opiwan's avatar

I've been reading "A People's History of the United States" by Howard Zinn, and it certainly FEELS more like the anals of US history than the annals. Bombing the shit out of other people for evil or racist (or both!) reasons is exactly the kind of thing Zinn covers in the book. Maybe that's what Senator Dipshit meant...

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"M"'s avatar

your non-comment could also be subtitled

"Why 'A People's History of the United States' Is On Pete Hogsbreath's Banned Books Lists"

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Jacqueline Klein's avatar

Anyone want to tell trump that all those trucks he claimed were pouring cement into the tunnels weren’t. The uranium canisters are about the size of a scuba tank and are easily moved. Same for the centrifuges. Trump called it a surprise strike after spending a week threatening to do drop bombs on them. Then he called the leak fake, but classified. Anyone that isn’t a gullible magat sees the insanity that comes out of trumps mouth whenever he opens it. He’s been threatening everyone who call out his lies with a lawsuit since the day he was born. They’re a joke and almost always thrown out as frivolous. He’s been a lier and bully forever. So when anyone stands up to him he pretty much has a meltdown that shows just how desperate he is to prove that he isn’t the joke his father thought of him.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I did pray-talk with God and He gave me a heads-up on that there will gonna be a Hurricane sent by Him from that Gulf of America to the Western Shores of the Florida and it's coincidental named "Fred" and so strong gonna pass-cut through Florida Left-to-Right and smash up the Mar Lego real bad but the FEMA will rebuild all of it right fast and fix the kitchen health violations simultaneous and free-of-charge while Sir collects $1.5 billion on the insurance money Hallelujah!

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Opiwan's avatar

Objection! Assumes FEMA still has employees!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

FEDEREL ENPROVE MARLEGO AGAIN!

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Opiwan's avatar

SOMETHING SOMETHING MAGA SO I WIN!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

White House HR department on the line for you — something about an opening.

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The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Dumb little man Bernie Fucking Moreno. That is all.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"And Kash and Bongino are going to be looking at these congressmen now, because I have a suspect list. I feel like I know who this person was, and you could easily find them, there's a limited amount of people that had access to this intelligence."

You have to love how desperate MAGA is to try to bring the Democrats into their screwup, but let's face it, the person with the means and opportunity was the Director of National Intelligence, Tulsi Gabbard, who is now being excluded from this because, in the words of the proven rapist Trump, "Intelligence? We don't need no stinking intelligence!"

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