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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

I'm really surprised Tarlov hasn't been fired yet for making her male cohosts cry so much.

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

"HE’S A NARCISSIST AND AN EGOMANIAC WHO’S TRYING TO MAKE IT ABOUT HIMSELF!"

Love how they think they can just pick up the *demonstrably true* accusations against their orange cult leader and hurl them back at Biden.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

Let's not forget that NONE of these Fox fascists will go near Maui until they've repaired the hotels.

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The Horned Tulip God's avatar

And not just any hotels, but the nice ones with the waterfront views, private beaches, and the in-room spa service.

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Kiwiwriter47's avatar

And let's not forget "personal services" for the male staff, rendered by highly-skilled professional women.

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-kobie-'s avatar

I don’t watch The Five, because I don’t get paid to and I respect myself too much otherwise, but from the clips I’ve seen it’s one of those shows where -- Tarlov excluded -- the person on it whom I hate the most is the person who happens to be speaking at that moment.

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-kobie-'s avatar

Gutfeld thinks he’s a riot but he’s not; Watters thinks he’s a genius but he’s not; Pirro thinks she’s sober but she’s definitely not.

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pat blake's avatar

Every accusation is a confession.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Wait, is she talking about Biden or Trump? Because it sounds like she's talking about Trump.

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Revenant's avatar

The description she gave fits Donnie Dipshit better than any suit he's ever worn. Given just that description, anybody could pick The Grand Turd out of a lineup without hesitation.

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Caepan's avatar

Just asking questions here…

Is Jessica Tarlov set up to be the truth teller on FOX “News” as a living legal disclaimer for any future lawsuits? “But Your Honor, at least ONE of our hosts got it right on air! So not every host is a liar! We rest our case.”

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belfryo's avatar

That's my thinking...I would LOVE to be a fly on the wall and see what their interactions are like when the cameras are off line...My dream would be that she refuses to speak to them off camera but I suspect the mood is creepily congenial...I hope I'm wrong and that she truly hates them as much as she APPEARS to hate them

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Caepan's avatar

Jessica Tarlov is the Daria to The Five's Bevis and Butthead.

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KEITH TAYLOR's avatar

A narcissist and an egomaniac who tries to make everything about himself?

We all know who best fits that description.

He's coloured orange.

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Secret Agent Super Dragon's avatar

Fox has nothing besides “literally everything a Democrat does is wrong and literally everything a Republican does is right (even if it’s exactly the same thing)”

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Revenant's avatar

You see, the Democrat did the right thing for the wrong reason, they will tell you (not that you were fool enough to ask).

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DrBDH's avatar

Also, "We will accuse Democrats of doing what evil we do and being what assholes we are!"

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

That's because they have no empathy, so they imagine every single person acts *exactly* the same way they act, and with the same motivations.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

And the best part is, they don't do the same thing. By other fairer standards that Fox is not using, it's the Republicans who have been bad and the Democrats who have been good, generally speaking.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

I think if a hurricane flattened Lindsey Graham's abode in South Carolina (assuming he actually has an abode in South Carolina) Biden would want to make sure Lindsey and everyone else in his solidly Republican neighborhood received just as much aid as a solid blue neighborhood in Delaware in a similar situation. Even if the Fox idiots bitched about him telling his driver to avoid hitting the dog standing in the middle of the road when he visited the disaster area. He should have been rushing to the disaster area, halting rescue efforts, and boasting about the two truck loads of bottled water he was sending there next week while tossing out paper towels.

Biden is not thin skinned like Trump and his MAGA Nation. Which once again shows the projection we see constantly in the GOP. They would put aid to a state that did not vote for them on the back burner so they assume Democrats will do the same thing. Sort of like what Covid Czar Kushner did in the early days of the Covid pandemic. Most of the early deaths were in blue states, so fuck'em.

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Biff52, Safe from TX floods's avatar

Just like when tfg said he would have gone into MSD High School to confront the killer, which in their eyes is exactly the same as doing it!

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Demme Fatale's avatar

"Piss spigot" and "Guano Faucet" are in Wonkette's house band together.

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Tessie's avatar

"who can’t remember why they just opened the refrigerator"

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HOW ABSOLUTE DARE!!

I know EXACTLY why I just opened the refrigerator!

I was BORED!

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

I was hoping to find different stuff than the last time I opened it, precisely three minutes ago.

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MoMo The Gooddog's avatar

I resent that refrigerator comment, what wait a minute what did come over here for?

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Tessie's avatar

This is gonna go exactly like the thing where DeSantis kidnapped people and sent them to Martha's Vineyard as some kind of half-assed "gotcha".

The people who live there (and this is according to a family member who lives in MA) pulled together and helped the refugees with food, shelter, transportation to places that can process immigrants (which MV cannot, as it does not have any facilities for that).

This didn't fit the right's pre-set narrative of, "Ha ha, you're as disgusting as us!", so they just pretended that the opposite happened.

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Tessie's avatar

"Talking about, talking to a dog? Are you KIDDING ME?”

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Yeah, except he WASN'T "talking to a dog".

As a friend of mine used to say to her ex, "At least get mad at me for shit I ACTUALLY *DID*!"

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BlueStateLibel's avatar

They don't have anything, so they have to resort to this. Economy is great, Biden getting things done, people liking him, etc.

And BTW, I love petting my neighbors' dogs (after I ask them), so I guess I'm a terrible person too.

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