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Doloras Funkette's avatar

"Public officials are ministers of God assigned the duty of punishing the wicked and protecting the righteous.”

Only in Saudi Arabia, dingbat!

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Christians say, "it's ok to be gay. you just can't act on it." Love the person not their behavior.

Supreme court says, "It's ok to be a bigoted Christian. You just can't act on it." Love the religion not their behavior.

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I believe the oft' quoted "you fuckers" started its lengthy run with the little tyke's speech.

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Best of their ability in accordance with the law not the bible

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Choosing not to do Caesars work would pretty much mean you don't work for Caesar. pretty clear cut.

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Still can't sacrifice people though. [mad face]

JAWs's avatar

I wonder how these cretins would feel if their paymasters declared it was "against thier sincerely held religious beliefs" to issue them paychecks?

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"The rapist" wha?!

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they could call it "tenure"

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He's about as accurate as one.

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Well, except for the Filthy Jews right?

Shananigan's avatar

Yeah that. It's just pudding.

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what kind of probe did he use? (asking for a friend)

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Absolutely terrible. and by terrible I mean "sound business decision"

Mehmeisterjr's avatar

It could be worse. My fantasy involves Anna Held.

CognizantImpiety's avatar

That's kinda religiocitic don't you think?