This picture terrifies us, but it came from here (IMAGE CREDIT!) so blame them. Hey there, fundamentalist Christian fuckweasels, how ya doing? Confused about election season? Wanting to make sure you've picked the right candidate, and won't accidentally support somebody who'll make you ride Kim Davis like a donkey all the way to Christian Persecution Camp? Well, GOOD NEWS, and
Fiorina libel! It's not her godlessness or her dumb or her persona or her HP-destroying. It's the LADYPARTS, duh. When did Jeebus say a lady could be US prez? Never, that's when. Not in the Bibble, nosirree.
They are impervious to cognitive dissonance believe me, I've tried over and over again. If they were not impervious to it the whole country would be full of the exploding head scene from Scanners by now. Forget it SD, it's Wingnutsville....
Jesus tells all these people to run for President so they can lose badly and prove to them that he DOES NOT WANT THEM TO BE PRESIDENT, and they refuse to take the hint.
It's estimated that evangelical Christians make up around 25% of the U.S. population (if I remember right). The bummer for Huckabee is not all those folks are raging assholes.
Fiorina libel! It's not her godlessness or her dumb or her persona or her HP-destroying. It's the LADYPARTS, duh. When did Jeebus say a lady could be US prez? Never, that's when. Not in the Bibble, nosirree.
Thank God I'm an atheist.
Ahem! What about Rick Santorum? Last time, Jesus backed him, remember?
They are impervious to cognitive dissonance believe me, I've tried over and over again. If they were not impervious to it the whole country would be full of the exploding head scene from Scanners by now. Forget it SD, it's Wingnutsville....
Deep Fried be thy visage...
Jesus tells all these people to run for President so they can lose badly and prove to them that he DOES NOT WANT THEM TO BE PRESIDENT, and they refuse to take the hint.
Freedom to be in the majority strikes me as a sort of an, I don't know, chickenshit rallying cry.
When you come down, you can stay here. Bring your flowing robe.
Could someone please just kill him? With votes. All the votes that ever were or ever will be
The Founding Fathers got an A+ in Biblical Correctness mainly for their support of slavery.
The Self Realization Fellowship has plenty of room.
Those brownies we like.
Hilarious as usual, but that site is a total Poe.
It's estimated that evangelical Christians make up around 25% of the U.S. population (if I remember right). The bummer for Huckabee is not all those folks are raging assholes.
Jesus didn't get behind him this time? There's probably a mixture of reasons.
Wait... I thought Rubio was the Mexi-cube and Cruz was from Canuck?