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hvdv's avatar

Fiorina libel! It's not her godlessness or her dumb or her persona or her HP-destroying. It's the LADYPARTS, duh. When did Jeebus say a lady could be US prez? Never, that's when. Not in the Bibble, nosirree.

Staid Winnow πŸ”ŽπŸ‘½πŸ”'s avatar

Ahem! What about Rick Santorum? Last time, Jesus backed him, remember?

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

They are impervious to cognitive dissonance believe me, I've tried over and over again. If they were not impervious to it the whole country would be full of the exploding head scene from Scanners by now. Forget it SD, it's Wingnutsville....

Hairstrike Alpha's avatar

Deep Fried be thy visage...

JohnR's avatar

Jesus tells all these people to run for President so they can lose badly and prove to them that he DOES NOT WANT THEM TO BE PRESIDENT, and they refuse to take the hint.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

Freedom to be in the majority strikes me as a sort of an, I don't know, chickenshit rallying cry.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

When you come down, you can stay here. Bring your flowing robe.

Iam Reading's avatar

Could someone please just kill him? With votes. All the votes that ever were or ever will be

Woke Mind Superspreader's avatar

The Founding Fathers got an A+ in Biblical Correctness mainly for their support of slavery.

CindyinEncinitas's avatar

The Self Realization Fellowship has plenty of room.

MisterNeutron's avatar

Hilarious as usual, but that site is a total Poe.

Notreelyhelping's avatar

It's estimated that evangelical Christians make up around 25% of the U.S. population (if I remember right). The bummer for Huckabee is not all those folks are raging assholes.

Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Jesus didn't get behind him this time? There's probably a mixture of reasons.

Boscoe's avatar

Wait... I thought Rubio was the Mexi-cube and Cruz was from Canuck?