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wavicles's avatar

Oh, Mama, does she ever!

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Howlin Wolfe's avatar

That litre sure has lasted a long time!

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Canadian_Bacon's avatar

D'oh!

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Cybirr's avatar

Not gluten-free? You monster!

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WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

I agree. I heard some of those people even have refrigerators. Elitists.

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

I eat fava beans as a side dish.

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JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

Pat Robertson!

I knew it!!!

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Canadian_Bacon's avatar

I've been drinking about a litre of Diet Pepsi for the last 25 years or so and NOW they tell me there is NO fetus in it all? Dammit, I want a refund.

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Sybll's avatar

Just finished a smoothie with kale, carrots, and dollop of organic baby fat.

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Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

The "pro life" contingent sure does love them some Cannibalistic Satanic Baby Killers!

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Chrome Diopside's avatar

I have it on good authority that Jim Bakker puts ground-up freeze-dried babby bortion parts into his kitty litter pails of End O'Times slop. And Sid Miller's snakeoil salesman adds a pinch of these parts to Sid's Jesus shots!

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Carpeperdiem's avatar

Good man.

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Kooolest G's avatar

It is mentioned in the Bible, numbers 5:27 gives the recipe. If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse.

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rtpoeman's avatar

With a chianti or an amarone?

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rtpoeman's avatar

"To Serve Man...."

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