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Oh, Mama, does she ever!

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That litre sure has lasted a long time!

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D'oh!

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Not gluten-free? You monster!

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I agree. I heard some of those people even have refrigerators. Elitists.

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I eat fava beans as a side dish.

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Pat Robertson!

I knew it!!!

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I've been drinking about a litre of Diet Pepsi for the last 25 years or so and NOW they tell me there is NO fetus in it all? Dammit, I want a refund.

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Just finished a smoothie with kale, carrots, and dollop of organic baby fat.

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The "pro life" contingent sure does love them some Cannibalistic Satanic Baby Killers!

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I have it on good authority that Jim Bakker puts ground-up freeze-dried babby bortion parts into his kitty litter pails of End O'Times slop. And Sid Miller's snakeoil salesman adds a pinch of these parts to Sid's Jesus shots!

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Good man.

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It is mentioned in the Bible, numbers 5:27 gives the recipe. If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse.

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With a chianti or an amarone?

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"To Serve Man...."

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