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wavicles's avatar

Oh, Mama, does she ever!

Howlin Wolfe's avatar

That litre sure has lasted a long time!

Cybirr's avatar

Not gluten-free? You monster!

WeepingAngel is not indicted's avatar

I agree. I heard some of those people even have refrigerators. Elitists.

JoeMRN - Un/Fortunately's avatar

I eat fava beans as a side dish.

Canadian_Bacon's avatar

I've been drinking about a litre of Diet Pepsi for the last 25 years or so and NOW they tell me there is NO fetus in it all? Dammit, I want a refund.

Sybll's avatar

Just finished a smoothie with kale, carrots, and dollop of organic baby fat.

Ellie still exists in 2023's avatar

The "pro life" contingent sure does love them some Cannibalistic Satanic Baby Killers!

Chrome Diopside's avatar

I have it on good authority that Jim Bakker puts ground-up freeze-dried babby bortion parts into his kitty litter pails of End O'Times slop. And Sid Miller's snakeoil salesman adds a pinch of these parts to Sid's Jesus shots!

Kooolest G's avatar

It is mentioned in the Bible, numbers 5:27 gives the recipe. If she has made herself impure and been unfaithful to her husband, this will be the result: When she is made to drink the water that brings a curse and causes bitter suffering, it will enter her, her abdomen will swell and her womb will miscarry, and she will become a curse.

rtpoeman's avatar

With a chianti or an amarone?