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BET THEY CAN SPELL THO

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I think he's just scared of beards as well he should be. <a href="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC54709...">http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov...

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USA USA ummmmmmm Oh yeah, USA!

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The WESH ABC-2 Orlando website's "More Stories" heading includes another intriguing item:

"Man Attacks Elmo In Winter Park Guitar Center"

I am unable to follow the link out of fear that whatever I imagine the story might be, the truth will be even more disturbing, in Florida.

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And another one:

"Man Says Weed In Buttocks Is His, Cocaine's Not"

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Pretty sure the correct spelling is "even tho <i>dey</i> wrong"

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You are welcome, Liz. Regards from Florida, America's wang, source of true stories that outpace the imagination of those geniuses at The Onion.

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