Jesus is crying because this fired cop is so stupid. Know that thing when you are driving down the interstate in Indiana on the way to the big sale at the Big Lots, and you're late? So you figure, whatever, I will drive a little faster, because big sales at Big Lots are your favorite, like even better than Christmas. But RUH ROH there are some blue lights behind you and now you are pulled over and the policeman is like "HAVE YOU ACCEPTED JESUS CHRIST AS YOUR PERSONAL SAVIOR?" and you're like "WTF?"
Bar counsel informed me that it (or some version of heresy/apostasy/atheism, etc.) is not a complaint that is unheard of. Not common, necessarily, but not unknown.
right the first time
Then they get to talk about how they're being oppressed just like Jesus was.
"Apostasy"?!? What fucking country did this moron think she was in?
Evan, there are other reasons to be rushing through Indiana. To get to Ohio, for one. And then...I forget.
What a hoofwanking bunglecunt!
N- oh. I see. I'll see myself out
"Marijuana? Nope. Nononono NO *marijuana*. Care to take another guess?"
Isn't "getting the fuck outta Indiana" a good enough reason?
It's a big tent, our Church.
You just have to work around them
Would also wear. I am going to need more torsos for all these awesome shirts
YES. Because bad things happened to me when I lived and worked in Indiana!
Bar counsel informed me that it (or some version of heresy/apostasy/atheism, etc.) is not a complaint that is unheard of. Not common, necessarily, but not unknown.
Except that this moron isn't - I hope - living in a country, eg; Saudi Arabia, where that's illegal.
Apparently, she didn't qualify as "saved", because she didn't go to this asshole's specific Gawd-house.
Hell, back in Oklahoma in my youth, this was a job for school bus drivers.