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mfp-6s,7s,9s's avatar

right the first time

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SessileRaptor's avatar

Then they get to talk about how they're being oppressed just like Jesus was.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

"Apostasy"?!? What fucking country did this moron think she was in?

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BJW's avatar

Evan, there are other reasons to be rushing through Indiana. To get to Ohio, for one. And then...I forget.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

What a hoofwanking bunglecunt!

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Resistance Fighter MausFeet's avatar

N- oh. I see. I'll see myself out

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

"Marijuana? Nope. Nononono NO *marijuana*. Care to take another guess?"

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

Isn't "getting the fuck outta Indiana" a good enough reason?

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Lascauxcaveman's avatar

It's a big tent, our Church.

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Magyar Has Had It!'s avatar

You just have to work around them

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Pickwick Next, HRH's avatar

Would also wear. I am going to need more torsos for all these awesome shirts

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BJW's avatar

YES. Because bad things happened to me when I lived and worked in Indiana!

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Bar counsel informed me that it (or some version of heresy/apostasy/atheism, etc.) is not a complaint that is unheard of. Not common, necessarily, but not unknown.

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Frank Underboob's avatar

Except that this moron isn't - I hope - living in a country, eg; Saudi Arabia, where that's illegal.

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The Quirk's avatar

Apparently, she didn't qualify as "saved", because she didn't go to this asshole's specific Gawd-house.

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The Quirk's avatar

Hell, back in Oklahoma in my youth, this was a job for school bus drivers.

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