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willi0000000's avatar

obvious . . . it's all just a scam by those greedy "scientists" to get at that sweet grant money.

[ they need it for their secret underground volcano lairs ]

willi0000000's avatar

you keep running that keyboard in weaponized mode and it's gonna explode on you.

[ prolly put an eye out ]

Paperless Tiger's avatar

Some of my best judges are Jews.

folderol's avatar

Where did that gawdawful painting come from? Heironymous Bosch?

speed racer's avatar

Needs more cowbell too!

Querolous's avatar

Friend of mine knew PH as a teen. Said he had met smarter fence posts.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

I always wanted to ask a chritsofascist, if Jesus is the inspiration behind the original Constitution does that mean that Jesus is a slaver?

Mavenmaven's avatar

Actual Christians vs Christianists.

Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

I'm confused by Fact the Third - is Fat Tony a Lesbian? Should that actually be Fat Toni?

Or perhaps Clarence Thomas made an honest mistake and thought he was going to be part of an all girl group - The Supremes?

Is Sam Alito actually a Futanari?

A Bashful Nobody's avatar

Nah. Bosch is spinning in his grave.

Mr Canoehead/M Tête-Canoë's avatar

I believe it's actually a reference to Charles Dickens' Oliver Twist:

“If the law supposes that,” said Mr. Bumble,… “the law is a ass—a idiot."

eddi_TBH's avatar

Jon McNaughton. Title: One Nation Under God. He has a bunch of others.http://jonmcnaughton.com/co...

Riley Whodat Venable's avatar

I love this painting, especially Lincoln singing "Mammy"

Tinfoil Asshat's avatar

Looks like the work of Tommy Yow, who gave us this masturbationpiece:

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Gee, it looks like the righties don't approve of anyone who isn't them to participate in Government. If they had absolute power would they allow Citizens who aren't of the "right" mindset to remain? Sorry, did I say something bad?