Time for another visit to the headspace of retired Army general and Family Research Council loony Jerry Boykin, who likes him a big beefy Manly Jesus with big muscles and man stank, and his newest foray into eschatology is just as creative.
Churches: awe inspiring architecture to reflect the grandeur of God Shooting Ranges: not so much.
Nice job turning the very Savior of your 2000-year old religion into a common fuckbilly guntard, Boykin.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/538477\/satanic-temple-unveils-beautiful-artists-rendering-of-its-sweet-dark-lord-for-oklahoma-capitol" target="_blank">Those Satanists</a> would do good to change their statue to look more like you, <i>General.</i>
HOOOOWEEEE!! SPLORT!!
Is there a word other than &quot;sacrilege&quot; for when you human-filth up your God like Boykin does?
Churches: awe inspiring architecture to reflect the grandeur of God Shooting Ranges: not so much.
Nice job turning the very Savior of your 2000-year old religion into a common fuckbilly guntard, Boykin.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/538477\/satanic-temple-unveils-beautiful-artists-rendering-of-its-sweet-dark-lord-for-oklahoma-capitol" target="_blank">Those Satanists</a> would do good to change their statue to look more like you, <i>General.</i>
Just watch Him do those no-hands pushups!
With help from Caiaphas Co-Pilot.
The Romans may have had Pontius Pilate, but the Christians had Jesus Pilates.
Jerry? I thought we defeated Jerry in WW2.
"But now," he said, "take your money and a traveler's bag. And if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one!" -Jesus(Luke 22:36)
Today's equivalents of ancient self defense tools
Pistol=Daggers
Rifle=Swords
Shotgun=Axes
Sniper Rifle=Bow and Arrows
What part of
<i> Matthew 10:34, &quot;Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.&quot;</i>
do you ugly vile little snark mob not understand?
He just IS, kids.
I&#039;d <i>pay</i> to watch that. Make it so.
God is so bipolar. Wait. Bitestamental.
He wanted to be a marine, but he couldn&#039;t pass the physical.
His head didn&#039;t fit into a jar!
If the AR-15 is today&#039;s sword, does that mean Jesus&#039; 2nd coming will be on a bitchin&#039; motorcycle?
Pffft! Jesus would be rockin&#039; with an M60!
You might be thinking of a Charles Dickens story.
Jesus loves you. Don&#039;t make Jesus mow you down with his AR-15. Don&#039;t make him do it.