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HOOOOWEEEE!! SPLORT!!

Is there a word other than "sacrilege" for when you human-filth up your God like Boykin does?

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Churches: awe inspiring architecture to reflect the grandeur of God Shooting Ranges: not so much.

Nice job turning the very Savior of your 2000-year old religion into a common fuckbilly guntard, Boykin.

<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/538477\/satanic-temple-unveils-beautiful-artists-rendering-of-its-sweet-dark-lord-for-oklahoma-capitol" target="_blank">Those Satanists</a> would do good to change their statue to look more like you, <i>General.</i>

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Just watch Him do those no-hands pushups!

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With help from Caiaphas Co-Pilot.

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The Romans may have had Pontius Pilate, but the Christians had Jesus Pilates.

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Jerry? I thought we defeated Jerry in WW2.

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"But now," he said, "take your money and a traveler's bag. And if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one!" -Jesus(Luke 22:36)

Today's equivalents of ancient self defense tools

Pistol=Daggers

Rifle=Swords

Shotgun=Axes

Sniper Rifle=Bow and Arrows

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What part of

<i> Matthew 10:34, "Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword."</i>

do you ugly vile little snark mob not understand?

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He just IS, kids.

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I'd <i>pay</i> to watch that. Make it so.

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God is so bipolar. Wait. Bitestamental.

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He wanted to be a marine, but he couldn't pass the physical.

His head didn't fit into a jar!

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If the AR-15 is today's sword, does that mean Jesus' 2nd coming will be on a bitchin' motorcycle?

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Pffft! Jesus would be rockin' with an M60!

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You might be thinking of a Charles Dickens story.

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Jesus loves you. Don't make Jesus mow you down with his AR-15. Don't make him do it.

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