Time for another visit to the headspace of retired Army general and Family Research Council loony Jerry Boykin, who likes him a big beefy Manly Jesus with big muscles and man stank, and his newest foray into eschatology is just as creative. You see, Jesus is not some wimpy peacenik commie like the comsymp libs might want you to believe. Hell no. Jesus is getting ready to
Churches: awe inspiring architecture to reflect the grandeur of God Shooting Ranges: not so much.
Nice job turning the very Savior of your 2000-year old religion into a common fuckbilly guntard, Boykin.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/538477\/satanic-temple-unveils-beautiful-artists-rendering-of-its-sweet-dark-lord-for-oklahoma-capitol" target="_blank">Those Satanists</a> would do good to change their statue to look more like you, <i>General.</i>
HOOOOWEEEE!! SPLORT!!
Is there a word other than &quot;sacrilege&quot; for when you human-filth up your God like Boykin does?
Churches: awe inspiring architecture to reflect the grandeur of God Shooting Ranges: not so much.
Nice job turning the very Savior of your 2000-year old religion into a common fuckbilly guntard, Boykin.
<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/538477\/satanic-temple-unveils-beautiful-artists-rendering-of-its-sweet-dark-lord-for-oklahoma-capitol" target="_blank">Those Satanists</a> would do good to change their statue to look more like you, <i>General.</i>
Just watch Him do those no-hands pushups!
With help from Caiaphas Co-Pilot.
The Romans may have had Pontius Pilate, but the Christians had Jesus Pilates.
Jerry? I thought we defeated Jerry in WW2.
"But now," he said, "take your money and a traveler's bag. And if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one!" -Jesus(Luke 22:36)
Today's equivalents of ancient self defense tools
Pistol=Daggers
Rifle=Swords
Shotgun=Axes
Sniper Rifle=Bow and Arrows
What part of
<i> Matthew 10:34, &quot;Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.&quot;</i>
do you ugly vile little snark mob not understand?
He just IS, kids.
I&#039;d <i>pay</i> to watch that. Make it so.
God is so bipolar. Wait. Bitestamental.
He wanted to be a marine, but he couldn&#039;t pass the physical.
His head didn&#039;t fit into a jar!
If the AR-15 is today&#039;s sword, does that mean Jesus&#039; 2nd coming will be on a bitchin&#039; motorcycle?
Pffft! Jesus would be rockin&#039; with an M60!
You might be thinking of a Charles Dickens story.
Jesus loves you. Don&#039;t make Jesus mow you down with his AR-15. Don&#039;t make him do it.