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If you get knocked off your mount, make sure that you have The Hound nearby to defend you.

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So, Peterson's mom wanted to teach him right from wrong? Okay. What you taught him - please listen carefully here - is to hit small people with sticks until they bleed. You say that's right, I say it's wrong. So did your lesson work, given that we have clearly NOT distinguished right from wrong?

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Funny, I don't really see the benefit in teaching your child "how to get hit with a stick."

I know it's brutal out there in the job market, but I thought that was meant figuratively.

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Dear Fox News anchorbaby Andrea Tantaros, here is a <strike>wilding gang</strike> group of <strike>THUGS</strike> <strike>gang</strike> nice decent, well-brought-up kids from a Catholic high school that is chock full of Jesus. <a href="http://www.addictinginfo.or..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.addictinginfo.org/2014/09/17/hate-crim...">http://www.addictinginfo.or...

Looking forward to your clarification.

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Fuck that, I'm going back to lady wrasslin'.

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Anybody drinking that pisswater deserves a smack. With votes.

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Whatever happened to screaming with rage until your face turns red and the veins start to pop out on your forehead? That's how I was raised.

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Anyone for tennis? Golf? Maybe some tiddlywinks?

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<em>"When you whip those you love, it’s not about abuse, it’s about love. You want to make them understand that they did wrong.”</em>

...she left out the part where she doesn't tell her loved ones the safe word.

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When they say that's how they were raised, we're talking about the 1990s. A dark age when no one knew child and wife beating had a down side.

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<i>"... the NFL could use a little more God..."</i>

The team name is the Cardinals, just one step down from the Pope. That's pretty close to God.

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Before long, the level of child-whooping violence in the NFL is going to approach that of the average Walmart.

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But beware. The site warns: "This site contains themes pertaining to spanking and may be suitable only for adults. Please do not enter if you are under 18 years of age or if the concept of adult discipline offends you." But it's not porn. Maybe Christian porn.

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