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Megan Macomber's avatar

If Robert "Borked" Bork was "anti-antitrust," wouldn't that make him PRO-trust? Kinda seems that way.

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Dina's avatar

My husband and I flew RyanAir (kind of a UK equivalent to Spirit and JetBlue) and, while the flight itself was cheap, there were extra fees for everything—we were surprised we didn't have to pay a fee just to breathe air on the plane. We'd paid the extra fee to have one large suitcase that had clothing and toiletries for both of us and thought that was good, until we got to the airport for our return flight home. Yep, hubs had paid for luggage that went ONE WAY, not for it to come home with us (and they made us feel quite stupid for assuming it would). So, at the airport, it was another £45 to be able to bring our clothes, undies, and toothbrushes back home with us. We decided right then and there that we would NEVER use that airline again.

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mr_snarky's avatar

Not surprising Spirit charging Jet Blue an early exit fee.

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

Now start breaking up the other behemoths

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Robyn. I've never flown Spirit; I have heard all the bad things about it. The one time I flew Jet Blue, it was miserable but that was the ex's fault. He picked me up late, and we had to grab the next flight. Our knees were up against the front wall.

Antitrust for the win!

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Wait, there are options that are not shitty and expensive? Since when?

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Kel Varnsen's avatar

Not since the late 70s when Carter deregulated the airlines

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Awww...so no Blue Spirit Airline????? Booooo!!!!

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

is this the socialism we were warned about?

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Mike's avatar

Is it better to have two of them roaming free? A merger would have guaranteed one bankruptcy.

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Enbastet's avatar

Meanwhile, over in medical costs, the FTC is going after corporate practices that roll up an entire state, wiping out competition, and, as per Joe's Executive Order , are likely to swipe down non-competes that they use to eliminate any practitioners they don't control from the market.

Good moves for people who have to pay for stuff!

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Antifa Commander's avatar

YAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY!

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Tza's avatar

GOOD. I do fly on Southwest since it's 1/2 to sometimes even 1/3 the price of Delta but I do NOT Trust Spirit with jack shit.

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Nick Sr.'s avatar

Student loan debt, health insurance costs, air travel costs, things Democrats fight to make better, things Republicans fight to make worse.

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Sherry's avatar

I had a frustrating trip on JetBlue recently. I could not check in for a flight. Called the airline and THEY could not check me in either. Made me wonder why the hell had a phone number if the people on the other end could literally do nothing. It was incredible.

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OnlyMe's avatar

The non-commenters on all of Wonkette seem to be especially crabby and negative today.

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beebo jr's avatar

oh shut up.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

I'm sticking with my bicycle, it may not be statistically safer but the in ride entertainment is way better.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I love my bike, but it's a bit time-consuming when you have to get from one side of the country to the other.

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Goonemeritus's avatar

As my coach would say "peddle harder".

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John Thorstensen's avatar

As a Certified Pedant (TM) I am obliged to point out that you almost certainly meant "pedal harder".

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Goonemeritus's avatar

Hard to tell, my coach had a thick French accent

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John Thorstensen's avatar

"Of course ah am Fraansh! Wha to you sink ah have zis Out-rraageous ac-CENT!!"

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