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JeriAnn Cherek's avatar

This is really informative reporting, thanks! And yet, I feel like even the source-verified version of the story with party balloons isn't entirely accurate. On Feb 9, Hegseth gave remarks to Anduril employees in which he leaked explicit knowledge/focus on laser use. There were 6 leaks in 8 minutes e.g., "opening the aperture" "breaking up... a hot second" and "emanating". He gave the speech sometime around midday on the East Coast. So this test was planned, not just an opportunistic thing on Monday evening. (I published a full analysis of his remarks on my Substack if you're interested in more details.)

beb's avatar

This government lies so often and so shamelessly that I don't know if I can trust anything they say. Drones, party balloons, secret mission to air-drop deportees into the middle of the ocean... Who can tell.

Mark Bernheim's avatar

The same guys who can't tell the difference between a drone and a balloon are the same incompetents who are assuring us that every boat and civilian it has blown to smithereens at sea is trafficking drugs. Like the rubber and mylar carcasses spawned from a quinceañera that the military deemed a security threat, the flotsam from the boat bombings has rarely, if ever, revealed actual narcotics amid the wreckage of what is now reported to be 40 vessels and 133 bodies.

Sally Lunn's avatar

Holy shit. Pete Hegeseth's Imperium.

Carthago Delenda Est's avatar

Thank Dog it wasn't a pinata they targeted, rather than a party balloon. Had it been a pinata, the DOD would have had to use a big stick. Beat me, whip me, hurt me.

Or something.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

That AI slop with the eagle is just the latest example of how fascists are so fucking cheap and have such shitty quality standards they can’t hire even a half-ass graphic artist, or that their idea of a headline act is Kid(dy) Rock.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I never realized that Ted Cruz was that insightful.

What's he doing wasting his time in the Senate?

Fuck Ted Cruz

lower case's avatar

This would be really embarrassing for a small underdeveloped young country. In the USA, it's not even the stupidest thing they've done this week. It's probably not the stupidest thing they did today.

David Maceira's avatar

A party balloon. How amateurish. If you REALLY want to freak out an air traffic controller you need to step up your game!

First. You need a large, good quality balloon. Second. You need a tank of helium from the Party Store. Then you'll need a piece of string or twine. Lastly. You're going to need a 50-foot roll of aluminum foil.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Is it just me or does the pic look like the laser went right through the eagles head? Appropriate.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

I’m so pissed that my local (non Sinclair station) news reported the drone story as factual.

calliecallie, aka pollyanna's avatar

They can't even repel party balloons without damaging the economy and endangering civilian lives. What would happen in a REAL emergency? I shudder to think.

Nemo's avatar

I can remember the Spring of 1967 when a bunch of my friends created UFOs (hot air balloons) out of plastic laundry bags, birthday candles and short pieces of a drinking straws. They were wonderful! Their light flew up over the city and regularly generated UFO reports on local radio. All the local yokels were absolutely certain that space aliens were invading Spokane.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

I made some out of dry cleaning bags and sticks from discarded kites and candles. Great fun!

wavicles's avatar

"Spokane, we must assimilate your culture as you represent the pinnacle."

wavicles's avatar

That eagle wants it identity concealed, obvs.

"Squak! Don't get me involved in these shenanigans, ya dipshit losers!

And then added: "SQUALK!"

mr_snarky's avatar

So I'm hearing that some senorita's quincinero had a free laser show?

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Neun und Neunzig Luftballons" ain't exactly Krautrock. Just sayin'.