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Jim Boob looks a bit like a younger John Kasich.

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Yes!

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Endtimes??

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God, I hate these people and I realize that makes me a horrible person, too.Still, I can't wait to watch the footage wherein Ted Cruz spanks all the Duggar girls. On their bare asses. With a willow branch. Hard.

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It's the Lord's work you're doing there. You're saving all of us from having to watch this show.

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I've never watched 5 seconds of this show, and I shudder to think of who does watch it. I'm sure Josh brought in the molester demographic, but who else watches it? Is the quiverfull movement that big?

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I hate them for making me hate them.

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Well, not so much 'win' as 'harangue.'

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I did not know that. Some pretty good company there.

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Families there with children got pissed off and left because of him. They should have thrown out the Duggar Duo of Perverts the second they walked in the door. Untreated, unrepentant child molesters do not belong at a mini golf or any other family environment.

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Thank you, I stand corrected. :-)

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In the top photo, I presume the girls are showing off their Marks of the Beast.

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I'm tellin' ya, Josh has been sent to the cornfield. He fucked up the family grift, and there is only one punishment for that.

BTW, Jinger's response to getting a man. Was she trying to tell everyone that she's the obligatory Duggar lesbianista who has her eye on a quiverfull snatch she'd like to put something other than a baby into?

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I won't believe it until I see him on TLC. I still think they did to him, with or without beards, what the Israelites did to those who uttered Jehovah's name.

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My life is probably ten times duller than the average Duggar watcher, but I come to Wonkette to fix that.

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