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It’s Chanukah now . Must remember to look for the WH menorah.

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Good

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They've always called her elegant and classy, probably because normal people considered Michele Obama pretty classy. My grandmother actually used the words "gauche" and "nouveau riche" for exactly the kinds of people in the world that the Drumpfs represent. With all the sneer of her boston brahmin ancestors.

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Only one?? Now that's a war on Christmas if I ever saw one.

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I'm going to assume she still has close relatives in Eastern Europe who would be eliminated in four seconds by Putin or Orban if she ever stepped out of line. If that counts as sympathy for her behavior, she has it. But she is obviously one of the unhappiest people in American public life.

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Easy fix. Show them pictures of post-war Stalin, with Trump's hair-weasel.

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You can't spell Melania without "a menial."

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Yeah, but LOTS of ANGELS and SHEPHERDS and such.

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Two things I miss this so far this year:The anticipation of what fresh hell Melanoma’s X-Mass decorations would bring, and Megan McCain’s hairstylist. https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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one hot take I saw was someone claiming that Jill's decorations were just SO nice that we might even miss the stark hellscape of Melania's xmas themes.

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Please review the rules. Item #5.

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The Massachusetts Puritans were the ones who literally fought a war on Christmas. It was illegal to celebrate it, because it was originally a pagan solstice feast. Five shilling fine.

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A photo of Major napping in front of the fire place would be really great.

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Next they'll be crossing the street to go to church -- without first tear-gassing the locals.

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