All legislation must now be cleared with America's Dad Jim DeMint first or else he will shut down the Senate, according to an e-mail sent to Senate chiefs of staff today.
I thought "Fuck you, I've got mine" or its corollary "I've got mine, fuck you" - is the motto of America. That's the translation of E plurubis unum" isn't it?
No doubt he'll lead the call to avoid a lame duck session as well. I read that on one occasion the College of Cardinals were taking too long to elect a new Pope. The Church hierarchy removed the roof of their building, this during the coldest weather. A new Pope was quickly found.
Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, "Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?" With no hesitation whatsoever, Franklin responded, "A republic, if you can keep it."
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I thought "Fuck you, I've got mine" or its corollary "I've got mine, fuck you" - is the motto of America. That's the translation of E plurubis unum" isn't it?
Hmmmm. I think I see the problem with our legislative system. It starts with J and ends with mint.
No doubt he'll lead the call to avoid a lame duck session as well. I read that on one occasion the College of Cardinals were taking too long to elect a new Pope. The Church hierarchy removed the roof of their building, this during the coldest weather. A new Pope was quickly found.
Mrs. Powel of Philadelphia asked Benjamin Franklin, "Well, Doctor, what have we got, a republic or a monarchy?" With no hesitation whatsoever, Franklin responded, "A republic, if you can keep it."
This of course was Pre-DeMint.
I am constantly reminded to quit putting off that vasectomy.