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... Ok, then tilt the head back, lift the chin, pinch the nose shut and and ... <i>bow wow chicky chicky bow wow...</i>

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A lifetime of inner ear problems kept me out of the pool and a lucrative life-guarding job.

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Always bring TWO Baptists in your boat; they'll keep an eye on each other and save all your beer.

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I can hop!

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I thought the blahs could use the pool only one day a week.

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Tell them to hold off for a couple days. I'm working there today..

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Their capacity for victimhood is bottomless

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Donuts don't count...

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Clearly, it is these black and brown public pool swimmers, so unaccepting of white lifeguards, who are the real racists here.

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I was a lifeguard as a kid (because I am white) and I spent most of my time yelling at the little monsters not to run around the pool and breaking up fights and/or stopping little male monsters from teasing little female monsters.

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Dogs are natural swimmers too.

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Kinfa funny having all those commenters proclaim themselves swimming experts, considering they're all from the shallow end of the gene pool...

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