Today in your daily jesus please shut UP Jim Hoft: the Stupidest Man on the Internet links to some argleybarglyboo from Judicial Watch about Phoenix's goal of getting some African-American and Hispanic lifeguards at public pools that are, you know, used by African-American and Hispanic kids.
I was a lifeguard as a kid (because I am white) and I spent most of my time yelling at the little monsters not to run around the pool and breaking up fights and/or stopping little male monsters from teasing little female monsters.
Kinfa funny having all those commenters proclaim themselves swimming experts, considering they're all from the shallow end of the gene pool...
... Ok, then tilt the head back, lift the chin, pinch the nose shut and and ... <i>bow wow chicky chicky bow wow...</i>
A lifetime of inner ear problems kept me out of the pool and a lucrative life-guarding job.
Always bring TWO Baptists in your boat; they&#039;ll keep an eye on each other and save all your beer.
I can hop!
I thought the blahs could use the pool only one day a week.
Tell them to hold off for a couple days. I&#039;m working there today..
Their capacity for victimhood is bottomless
Donuts don&#039;t count...
Clearly, it is these black and brown public pool swimmers, so unaccepting of white lifeguards, who are the real racists here.
I was a lifeguard as a kid (because I am white) and I spent most of my time yelling at the little monsters not to run around the pool and breaking up fights and/or stopping little male monsters from teasing little female monsters.
Dogs are natural swimmers too.
Kinfa funny having all those commenters proclaim themselves swimming experts, considering they&#039;re all from the shallow end of the gene pool...