Here is everything you need to know about today's Jim Jordan Fail Hearing on so-called weaponization of the federal government (against white fascist conservatives).
“Lol their “whistleblowers” are being paid by Kash Patel AKA Devin Nunes’s former poolboy turned one of Trump’s dumbest fluffers. That sounds exactly right.”
— Evan Hurst (@Evan Hurst) 1684415357
Wonkette has written A LOT about Kash Patel.
These Jim Jordan hearings have gone so well in the past, can't imagine how this one might go poorly. (If you want to read more about Jordan's clownfucking witnesses, you can click here. Or you can just wait for the video clips of Democratic congressmen owning their dumb asses.)
ALREADY IN PROGRESS!
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Think about who's in charge in the Secret Service
Think about who was in charge of security clearances for awhile there from 2016-2020
Jared
Nobody's going to explain that to the rest of us like we're five, are they ...?