Elp elp! I'm being oppressed! Remember that time Al Gore mouth-raped his poor wife and gave her a tonsillectomy, with his big ol' tongue, on national television? That was gross! But here is the opposite of that, with Gentleman Jimmeh, your 39th president, Mr. James Earl Carter The Only, smooching on his wife in a NICE way.
Thinking if I don't kiss this motherfucker my head is going to be rolling down the hallway of one of his palaces out in the provinces somewhere and it will take weeks to figure out I'm dead.
Worked OK for me...you might have corrected things in the meantime, though.
Unfortunately, that's no act, my friend.
JC goin total lower lip. Gotta love a man that mixes it up.
And it's "RO-salyn," not "ROZ-alyn."
Sportsball guys. They know sportsball and fuck-all else.
At least we know Jimmah ain't going down with a strike out !!!
True love at age 90. I smell dead people.
even my dyed-in-the-wool Reaganite mother respects Jimmy Carter; says he has integrity.
Thinking if I don't kiss this motherfucker my head is going to be rolling down the hallway of one of his palaces out in the provinces somewhere and it will take weeks to figure out I'm dead.
Better?
Trump will try to top this by giving his daughter a YOOOGE lusty tongue down the throat kiss at The Superbowl.
Or as CNN is reporting, "Jimmy Carter caught kissing Nancy Reagan."
Or possibly the quarterback, if the team he bet on wins.
Yep, he kissed that old evil right on it's axis.
Same beak, same brains, where's the difference.
The stars were never in the proper orbit for that.
W called it "Freedom Kissing" back then.