Because we are a Happy Nice Time blog not a Geopolitical Feelings blog, we don't talk a ton about Russia, even though we've learned that Edward Snowden thinks they are super awesome on human rights and Ron Paul lurrrvvees them. We will, however, succumb to Russia-talking if it involves Jimmy Fallon as Vladimir Putin.
I just had a horrible daydream: a shirtless President Christie. Need more coffee.
In all instances, his rolls are buttered.
Maybe that's why there is no more mrs. vlad.