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Lily412's avatar

Did Kimmel or his show actually pay Barbieri to be there? Or did the wingnuts make that up whole cloth? They should sue Breitbart for libel since they printed lies.

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Maybe's avatar

Much like our President.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

We would eat shit, but you wouldn't taste very good. Too pasty pale and full of fat, no doubt, it wouldn't be good for our cholesterol.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Think? How nice of you to compliment him. Bots don't think.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

How much vodka have you drunk today? Because I think you need to drink more.

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Hardly Ideal's avatar

If anyone says there's a more noble way to resolve one's disputes than a dance-off, they're a goddamned liar.

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Jack McKenzie's avatar

This is great. MOAR MOORE, PLEASE !

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Queen Méabh's avatar

Have you heard any of these Southern fundamentalists pronounce the name "Jesus"? They make it last about 10 seconds, and quite often they close their eyes during the first syllable. It's practically orgasmic. His name was Yeshua, anyway, in the original Hebrew, but that's too Jewish for them.

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Maybe's avatar

Maybe they figure that sending him to Washington will get him away from their children.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

I think it was the 15th century, that would be 600 years ago. Divergence is usually dated to 1517. when Martin Luther came up with his 95 theses.

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Nodrama4mama's avatar

The only thing I wonder, is do they allow dancing in Alabama?

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Actually, Kimmel told Moore, in his monologue, "Don't worry, I can get you in."

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Norbrook's avatar

Technically, the Catholic church was the only "christian church", until that split that gave rise to the Orthodox churches back in 1054. Luther was a johnny come lately.

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redblack's avatar

you misspelled "moore."

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redblack's avatar

so it can upvote itself.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Weird. That sounds suspiciously like the recipe for making a clone of you!

Is that how you made Lick M. Dick? Or were you first?

A real chickenshit and egg problem, here. *INCEPTION SOUND*

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