Joe And Mika Finally Catch Whiff Of Autocracy From Trump White House, And It. Is. ADORABLE.

LIKE OMG YOU GUYS

You mighta heard that this one smarmy dead-eyed brat Stephen Miller, who serves as a senior advisor to Donald Trump, did all the Sunday shows this weekend, and he combined the YELLY AUTOCRATIC ANGRY BABY MAN THING SEAN SPICER DOES with the casually autocratic lying thing Kellyanne Conway does, and Donald Trump was impressed! Of course, Trump has awful judgment, because pretty much everybody else who ever lived saw Miller and was like, "Whom or what is that beady-eyed freak baby on my television, and do you think it's ever participated in sexual intercourse?"

Miller yelled and lied about how the judicial branch overreached by daring to suggest Trump is not the god-king of America, explaining that because the judicial branch is equal to the executive branch, it should not have the power to overturn Daddy Trump's divinely inspired Muslim ban. Guess Miller was jerking off or something when he was supposed to be in Constitution class.

Miller also YELLED HARDLY about how Trump's power "will not be questioned" and LIED MUCHLY to back up Trump's hilarious claim that millions of illegals voted against him. And he said the words, "Sean Spicer, as always, is 100% correct," which makes Melissa McCarthy LOL.

Oh! And also his very tiny eyes batted back and forth a lot, because he was reading his answers off a teleprompter (or maybe flash cards or armpit fart signals from Steve Bannon) in his interviews.

It was so fucking bad.

And it looks like Donald Trump's BFFs (and sometimes advisors! ) Joe and Mika Scarborough-Brzezinski agree! If you didn't see Miller on the TV, this clip begins with a round-up of Miller's Sunday appearances, followed by an EPIC exchange from the "Morning Joe" lovebirds:  

MIKA: [ whisper-yelling ] OH MY GOOOOOOD.

JOE: [ throwing hands in the air and whisper-yelling ] OH MY GOOOOOOD.

MIKA: It's not even funny.

JOE: I've never ...

MIKA: You can't even ...

JOE: Oh my god! It was so much worse ...

MIKA: It's much worse ...

JOE: ... than I ever thought.

MIKA: It's much worse. MMMMM.

JOE: Wow!

Joe and Mika were now ready to comment on the substance of pissy autocratic twit Stephen Miller's pissy autocratic twit behavior:

JOE: [ imitating Miller ] ...[Y]ou will not deny the fact that was actually a lie . And then again, he learned this, I guess, in Autocracy For Young Politicos ...

MIKA: OK, you told me not to say it ...

JOE: Hold on, when he said ...

MIKA: What?!

JOE: What did he say about the power [of the president] ... they will  not be questioned ...

MIKA: This guy!

JOE: That is, no, no ...

MIKA: Oh, god.

JOE: They are questioned, my young little ...

MIKA: Lad!

JOE: Miller! They will be questioned by the court. It's called judicial review. Alexander Hamilton and James Madison wrote about it in the Federalist Papers! It was enshrined in Madison's constitution! Andrew Jackson! You go into your president's office, you know, THAT ONE, and you look on the walls, and there are all these pictures of Andrew Jackson, and books of Andrew ... He talked about judicial independence. He talked about the importance of the judiciary.

You really need to go back and read the Constitution. And seriously the White House ...

MIKA: What?????

JOE: ... has got to stop embarrassing themselves by putting this guy up there ...

AND SO ON.

So, Mika and Joe have finally noticed that their pal Trump is putting a guy out there who is saying Trump has a dictator's power, because we guess this is the first time they've noticed this tendency coming from the Trump regime. But they act like it's just this Stephen Miller kid, and OMG the White House needs to just stop .

Maybe they should go on another date to Mar-a-Lago and advise the president over wedge salads and cocktail weenies about how his baby boy Stephen Miller is a little fucking Napoleon, because Miller is definitely the only one in the Trump White House who exhibits signs of Little Man Syndrome, mmhmm, you betcha, boy howdy.

Anyway, Mika and Joe made many amazing facial expressions during the segment, so here are all the rest of the screengrabs we got, for you to laugh at:

The end.

[ Morning Joe ]