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chethardy's avatar

There was a newly elected sheriff in Maricopa County in the early 70's. He must have been on the leading edge of rwnj.

Some promoters were planning a Woodstock style rock festival on the edge of town. New Sheriff promised mass arrests. A slightly shocked reporter for the local paper asked, "isn't that unconstitutional?" To which the Sheriff replied, "I think it's about time we forgot about the Constitution and upheld the law."

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Cat Cafe's avatar

Aw and I sent her a few bucks, too.

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Historicat's avatar

Not much, been real slow, you know?

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whitroth's avatar

I say, five years hard time in the slammer, breakin' rocks.

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The Quirk's avatar

You know they've been wanting to use that since last Friday.

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The Quirk's avatar

Innocent until found dusky.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

Donna Rose is always in my prayers! What a sweet baby she is.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Now, we can't even put Joe in a for profit prison where he'll be nothing more than a number and a payday to the people in charge.

Thanks, Obama.

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Cat Cafe's avatar

She is SO adorable! I love every picture of her.

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

When she rules the world, I'll be fine with that, because I know she'll be a benevolent leader.

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KJB's avatar

This guy makes me think of Anthony Comstock.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Too bad he'll probably never see the inside of a prison.

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carolo6000's avatar

I wonder if Joe will have to wear pink boxers?

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SnarkON's avatar

Sheriff Joe? Is that you?

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Steampunk Gentleman's avatar

A fine romance

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Vagenda and Pee-ara's avatar

With Christie and Giuliani bunking beside them.

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