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chicken thief's avatar

Bryan Mills?

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harryeagar's avatar

Did the reverend say Bull Connor = Joe Arpaio? Attaboy, rev!

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alwayspunkindrublic's avatar

She bought a stash house in Scottsdale for the Mexican meth en route to Wasilla.

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Virginia Dreaming's avatar

If there had been any incidents, I am pretty sure it would have come from Little Joe's Posse going after some of the congregants.

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Relativicus's avatar

Something tells me many, if not most, if not all of The Arpaio Boys would bristle at being used in such a manner. Something else tells me the protection they offer would be mysteriously absent should the right kind of buddy ask them to head down the street for coffee on a given day. Damn, these voices...!

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Shocked Squirrel is Shocked's avatar

"Stampeding cattle.""That's not much of a crime!""Through the Vatican?""Kinky! Sign here!"

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Relativicus's avatar

Kanye West!

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Shalimar's avatar

Maupin looked familiar: http://www.westernjournalis...

For an " anti-cop progressive", it's a little odd that Maupin only makes news outside Phoenix when he's doing publicity for police departments. Does he charge them for this public relations work?

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Fartknocker's avatar

Some Zimmerman guy in Florida?

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Logic of Color's avatar

Steven Seagal? I'm convinced he just showed up one day and they have no idea how to get rid of him.

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Boscoe's avatar

Frustratingly, as USUAL, the Reich-Wing Hero does things in completely bassackwards order...

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Incoming Ham's avatar

Is Sheriff Joe out on work release or something?

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Come here a minute's avatar

Don't forget the fuckwits.

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JAWs's avatar

But-but-but he's fat!

Anyway, back to Limbaugh.

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JAWs's avatar

Shouldn't they assign guards that have more on common with the victims rather then the perpetrator?

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Jenibrio Jenificus's avatar

See, republicans, THIS is what using a tragedy for a political stunt looks likeLearn the difference

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