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Joe R. Piehole will probably sue God because he doesn't think the accommodations in Hell are up to his standards.

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Your comment made me laugh!

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Some could be rainbow-hued, then.

Not a good thing.

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agreed; sadly, we here on this mommyblog have a very different idea of just who the government should serve, and how, from those Nazis, traitors, thieves and theocrats who currently infest our political leadership; mostly, they serve themselves, and their wealthy patrons, and the rest of us are supposed to either worshipfully admire them for it or lump it

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C'mon 5$f, don't waffle, tell us how you really feel about him!

Thanks, lovely piece. Your articles are always informative but this one was inspiring!

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Even Ravnica didn't have that many multi-color cards.

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Well, who'd have thought? A horrible entitled racist is also another silly fucknugget who thinks "defamation" is constituted by "things you said that got my nose out of joint". I hope the NYT goes him for costs when this ridiculous action is thrown out. This is the sort of thing that gets you declared a vexatious litigant if you keep it up.

Also. He's 88. If he is even still around in 2020, he will be 90. Does he not have anything in his life other than hating POC, torturing prisoners and standing for elections?

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Color code the background according to type of behavior, felonious, anti-social, sex offenders, financial crimes, treason...

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But the whole goddamned point of being in government is to serve. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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Excellent idea!! Trading cards, I mean! I think they would sell well and make some $ for the Dems.

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Amen!! (Husband is a family doc in a rural community health center.)

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I stand corrected. Make that the love of a brother for a spiritual brother.

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Accordion is my favourite double reed instrument behind bagpipes, English Horn, Oboe, and Bassoons.

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Smart mom. I'm still trying to decide whether May 2019 will see me dragging the family to Canada or to New Zealand. Whichever it is, I've sort of abandoned hope that the U.S. will get fixed any time soon. Fortunately for both of us, Trump seems more likely to invade Mexico at the moment.

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My mother insisted the whole family renew our passports (we did) and we live in Canada.

I think she's afraid Donny the Tramp will try to invade.

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it might be, but please go ahead anyway.

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