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Oh really! What about detectives investigating fraudulent podiatrists?? DON'T TELL ME THEY GOT TO YOU TOO

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Be sure to ask Sheriff AARPiehole about the status of the child abuse and sexual assault investigations in Apache Junction.

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For sure, Hero Sheriff Joe is proof that some of the populace is already disturbed.

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Universe-pulverizing?

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Looks like the sheriff is really into pull-my-finger jokes.

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What are foot detectives -- and who would they attack?

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It helps if they can read the Constatushun.

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Well, Dick Morris had a thing for investigating toes. . .

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medicaid. nobody in AZ would criticize old people spending increases.

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So you're saying you want to see my "long-form"?

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Eddie Cantor libel.

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Fellating Pete "Rimmer" LaBarbera?

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Today we are all Obots. Got that, Mannix?!!

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"Attack of the Two Foot Detectives" is still one of my favorite sci-fi disaster movies.

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Mannix's secretary was a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gail_Fisher" target="_blank">Black Mooslim</a>. And smokin'. Just sayin'.

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Roots around all over, looking for my spectacles so that I can hunt for some shoes to toss at the whippersnapper.

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