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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Oh really! What about detectives investigating fraudulent podiatrists?? DON'T TELL ME THEY GOT TO YOU TOO

Fartknocker's avatar

Be sure to ask Sheriff AARPiehole about the status of the child abuse and sexual assault investigations in Apache Junction.

Martini Glambassador's avatar

For sure, Hero Sheriff Joe is proof that some of the populace is already disturbed.

Jared James's avatar

Universe-pulverizing?

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Looks like the sheriff is really into pull-my-finger jokes.

Incoming Ham's avatar

It helps if they can read the Constatushun.

The Quirk's avatar

Well, Dick Morris had a thing for investigating toes. . .

fuflans's avatar

medicaid. nobody in AZ would criticize old people spending increases.

Painter of Goats's avatar

So you're saying you want to see my "long-form"?

bobbert's avatar

Eddie Cantor libel.

bobbert's avatar

Fellating Pete "Rimmer" LaBarbera?

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Today we are all Obots. Got that, Mannix?!!

Martini Glambassador's avatar

"Attack of the Two Foot Detectives" is still one of my favorite sci-fi disaster movies.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Mannix's secretary was a <a href="http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Gail_Fisher" target="_blank">Black Mooslim</a>. And smokin'. Just sayin'.

Msgr MΞ©ment classic β˜‘οΈ's avatar

Roots around all over, looking for my spectacles so that I can hunt for some shoes to toss at the whippersnapper.