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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

four-dimensional chess / with himself

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fuflans's avatar

jesus christ i don't think i can take any more of 2008-2012 and it's still <i>goddamn happening</i>

113th cannot come soon enough. and yeah, i know republicans, house, baggers...

still. bamz is now apparently our black president and joey's letting the DE gansta out so maybe

maybe

we'll see some bloodlettin in 2013. cause we already did with votes.

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fuflans's avatar

right? i remember reminding myself of his bio before he took out ryan. it's so badass as to be embarrassing. of which i will simply note:

bork thomas judiciary salt II foreign relations commuter trains jill.

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fuflans's avatar

you know editrix, if you put THAT photo on a mug, you will keep wonkette in business forever.

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

OHMYGODYOUGUYS...<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/463081\/what-happens-if-moon-nazis-invade-when-sarah-palin-is-president" target="_blank">"Iron Sky"</a> is on Netflix!

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Vienna Woods's avatar

The only decent thing Air Farce has done in years was their Stephen Harper gangam style video. Aside from that, they have been simply borrowing smart ideas from other shows for ever.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Happy new year indeed.

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diogenez's avatar

Handsome Joe needs to serve up a can of whoopass to that little weasel Cantor.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

He truly is a shanda fur de Juden.

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Lot_49's avatar

Or bungee jump....

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

But I thought die Goyim was the term for non-Jews?

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fuflans's avatar

new years with baconz is rockin.

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Lot_49's avatar

The media are at fault, as always, for using the term "fiscal cliff" incessantly when it was then and is now apparent that the Congressional Time Machine will allow some decisions to be pushed into the future, and some retroactively changed in the past, and almost nothing to be decided right now except: "And <i>you</i> get to keep a Bush tax cut. And <i>you</i> get to keep a Bush tax cut. And <i>you</i> get to keep a Bush tax cut..."

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BarackMyWorld's avatar

<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=vzJyRrz-fwY" target="_blank">My mind playin' tricks on me. Also.</a>

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Biden / Clinton 2016...

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Lot_49's avatar

Does $900 (per year?) mean that much to somebody who has to spend $2-10 million just to get elected? The whole system's so corrupted by money that it makes the world portrayed in the "Lincoln" movie seem scrupulous by comparison. "Vote for the 13th Amendment and I'll appoint you to a sweet government job when your term is over."

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