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four-dimensional chess / with himself

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jesus christ i don't think i can take any more of 2008-2012 and it's still <i>goddamn happening</i>

113th cannot come soon enough. and yeah, i know republicans, house, baggers...

still. bamz is now apparently our black president and joey's letting the DE gansta out so maybe

maybe

we'll see some bloodlettin in 2013. cause we already did with votes.

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right? i remember reminding myself of his bio before he took out ryan. it's so badass as to be embarrassing. of which i will simply note:

bork thomas judiciary salt II foreign relations commuter trains jill.

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you know editrix, if you put THAT photo on a mug, you will keep wonkette in business forever.

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OHMYGODYOUGUYS...<a href="http:\/\/wonkette.com\/463081\/what-happens-if-moon-nazis-invade-when-sarah-palin-is-president" target="_blank">"Iron Sky"</a> is on Netflix!

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The only decent thing Air Farce has done in years was their Stephen Harper gangam style video. Aside from that, they have been simply borrowing smart ideas from other shows for ever.

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Happy new year indeed.

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Handsome Joe needs to serve up a can of whoopass to that little weasel Cantor.

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He truly is a shanda fur de Juden.

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Or bungee jump....

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But I thought die Goyim was the term for non-Jews?

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new years with baconz is rockin.

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The media are at fault, as always, for using the term "fiscal cliff" incessantly when it was then and is now apparent that the Congressional Time Machine will allow some decisions to be pushed into the future, and some retroactively changed in the past, and almost nothing to be decided right now except: "And <i>you</i> get to keep a Bush tax cut. And <i>you</i> get to keep a Bush tax cut. And <i>you</i> get to keep a Bush tax cut..."

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<a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=vzJyRrz-fwY" target="_blank">My mind playin' tricks on me. Also.</a>

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Biden / Clinton 2016...

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Does $900 (per year?) mean that much to somebody who has to spend $2-10 million just to get elected? The whole system's so corrupted by money that it makes the world portrayed in the "Lincoln" movie seem scrupulous by comparison. "Vote for the 13th Amendment and I'll appoint you to a sweet government job when your term is over."

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