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DemoCat's avatar

No wonder the Rs were desperate to block the border reform bill. It’s literally the only thing left they can point to and scream about Biden having failed to solve completely. The economy is strong and getting stronger, with the stock market soaring and unemployment hitting record lows. They simply pretend it’s a disaster anyway. They are destroying women’s rights while bestowing absurd due process to frozen eggs. They want teachers jailed and convicted of sex crimes for using chosen pronouns. The wingnut agenda is increasingly preposterous and divorced from reality. That, coupled with the most vile con artist in American political history and you have a recipe for a landslide in November. Naturally, they are already prepared to reject the results and replay 2021 all over again. But will they dust off a disgraced, disbarred Rudy G or elevate some other foil for that unfortunate, perilous task? Habba? Clarence Thomas? Stooge McLonely, the recent class president of Trump University Law School? Who can say!

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Lux Tenebrae's avatar

Wow, exactly the same speech as '22 and '23 but shouted as if we are on his lawn.

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

If his political opponents continue to be the same shitty bigots, why change tack? Republicans are getting louder, so it only seems fair for Dems to respond in kind.

Oh wait, your point was made in bad faith so none of this matters.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

"Political"? The State of the Fucking Union, an event held in the Senate chamber and populated by politicians (including those shamefaced justices from SCOTUS), delivered by the President flanked by his VP and the servile Speaker from the opposing party during an election year, got POLITICAL?

Hold Joe's beer. And just keep clutching those pearls, losers.

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DemoCat's avatar

Biden was awesome. He knows he gets under the gop’s thin, sallow skin, and he just grins that gorgeous smile and hits them with truths. Suck it, wingers.

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DemoCat's avatar

Trump was talking about his own drugs wearing off, and thought he was summoning Col. Tom Parker to the potty to give Trump his nighttime injection of meth, ivermectin and colloidal silver and accidentally tweeted it.

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Mike McGuire's avatar

Full send, Dok. Nice one.

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simpledinosaur's avatar

The press seems to me like a huge person with absolutely no attention span. All they do is play pretend-contrarian: Dems in disarray! Oh, the GOP's in trouble now! Trump's on the ropes! Trump is our Inevitable Dictator for Life! etc. Well, at least maybe for a few days they'll have some nice things to say about President Biden before they go back to trashing him mindlessly because he's "too old."

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kmblue187's avatar

Oh dear, now I'm reminded about Rush, hope he's still burning in hell.

Love Rebecca heckler!

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

With Henry Fucking Kissinger as his roommate.

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Tessie's avatar

"Mr. Biden has rarely been called a bold orator."

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Translation: "The other guy is a belligerent dickhead, and we grovel to him. 'Mr. Biden' (whatever his job is; can't seem to recall at the moment) speaks like an adult, so we've been ridiculing him as 'weak'. Now he's found his spine, and we have to scramble to find other nits to pick. We resent being forced to make this effort -- since, obviously, NOT ridiculing him is not an option."

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

🎯🎯🎯👏👏👏👍You should be a reality translator ! You explain it so clearly. Kudos.

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fair_n_hite_451's avatar

You know how we know that "every accusation is a confession" with the RWNJs? That's how I viewed Trump's "The drugs are wearing off" comment on Liars Social

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

So Maceneny wants "the guy who tried to unify the country"???? You mean the one who wants to prosecute his political rivals and build concentration camps?

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Well if you deport, imprison or kill off all your opposition I guess that makes you a "uniter"?

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Atrele Kasha's avatar

You'd think that prosecuting political rivals and building concentration camps SHOULD be uniting, but apparently 25-30% of the US populace are straight up fucking Nazis.

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Stephen St John's avatar

Even for Rethugs that was one of the most ridiculous things I've ever heard.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

It seemed to take forever for solstice to arrive. Agonizing, the endless crawl towards the ever receding event horizon.

But in a twinkling here we are, almost equinox. 10 days out. So very cool.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

I love this stuff. The sun will be on the celestial equator, and day and night will be equal length everywhere. The sun will be rising over the horizon at the north pole and setting at the south pole. The earth really is round.

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John Thorstensen's avatar

Well, except in the southern hemisphere, of course.

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

True. It’s been a bit of a winter here, and I guess I had tunnel vision about that.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

I miss the Stephen Miller authored horror film scripts about the communist zombies eating white American babies and the hordes pouring over the border raping all the wives. Those were some presidential speeches.

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Ethereal Fairy's avatar

Caravans that approach the border for months...then *poof* disappear the day after elections. Like the "Flying dutchman", they appear then disappear.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

lol lol NYT

Merciful low expectations!

After that article about how it was Absolutely Imperative he hit it out of the park because 13% of a primary protest vote?

Those mother fuckers

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

We were halfway to Mar-a-Lago on the edge of the MAGA when the drugs began to take hold...

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John Thorstensen's avatar

That was out there in the aether waiting to be formulated, and you did it well!!

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IncognitoTXusLibrul's avatar

Goddam bats. He'll see them soon enough.

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Rachael's avatar

Why couldn't he more quiet and dignified, like Trump and the MAGAs?

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kmblue187's avatar

First lol of my morning, Rachel, thanks!

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𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

At what point do the flashbacks stop?

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Reed's avatar

PTSD never truly goes away, but it can be lived with.

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skinnercitycyclist's avatar

Indubitably.

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