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This piece started sad, but got way better at the end. Because, come on, fuck both of those guys and the macho bullshit.

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Take Testosterone Out of Politics

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Or, as Uncle Joe would say, T-TOP!

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Uncle Joe is the Jack LaLanne of VP's, while Cadet Bonespurs is the Milli Vanilli of everything.

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This deserves all the upfists forever and ever amen.

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TL;DR: "when Momala shows up, the fucking party ends."

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Andre's definitely got that crossover Princess Bride appeal going on. Some of the stories about him are mind blowing.

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A buddy of mine in grad school at the U had a cabin on Horseshoe Bay in Hovland. I was lucky enough to go up there and loved it- beautiful country and glad to hear they are still blue. Range pandering goes back a long ways in the DFL, I think. Those old Slavs might be economically liberal at times, but pretty conservative culturally.

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As funny as this is, Pence is worse. He would take the sympathy vote and collaboration and use that to shove through some serious hate. Trump is a bloviating puppet. Pence is an evil reptile. Justice Rapey McRapeface has Pence fingerprints. Pence is the one who could visit an internment camp and not blink.

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Imma hedge my bets. Yesterday I put on my car the bumper sticker "THE DEMOCRAT 2020."

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That would be kind of a low blow, since Joe is actually older than the Dotard.

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But then again, a part of me thinks what Biden's on the right track when it comes to bullies.

But then again again, running for President's not quite like the middle school playground.

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Fake news! Donnie passed VERY DIFFICULT test! Stable Genius, silly Libtard!https://pbs.twimg.com/media...

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Stop Crying And Fight Your Father!

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Actually wrasslin' fans skew multicultural, diverse, younger, and educated. WWE's ratings are dropping like a rock.

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