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Rick G.'s avatar

"My fellow leaders, let us never forget, some things are more important than staying in power."

Pointed directly at Netanyahu.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. Great speech by OHJB. Could not give less of a shit what Dictator Tot garbled.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

"Winning" PAB? I do not think it means what you think it means.

The stock market is at a record high and your nazi twitter (oh wait, the OG twitter is nazi too) is tanking and heading towards being delisted.

Come to think of it the other nazi twitter is heading in the same direction.

Perhaps nazis aren't a great target market?

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Runfastandwin's avatar

I dunno Evan everything feels hopeless today...

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Rachael's avatar

Depression (if that's what this is) is always two steps forward and one step back. Don't let your own brain lie to you about how hopeless everything is.

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SethTriggs's avatar

Keep the festering poltroon that is President Klan Robe out of office—use your powerful vote wherever possible (Republicans hate that one weird trick!). And President Klan Robe wants to join the Dictator Club.

Check your registration - www.vote.org or www.iwillvote.com

Mount up!

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I kind of imagine Trump in that ridiculous bathroom at Mar a Largo, giving that speech to a mirror, maybe while fapping, and imagining he's Joe Biden giving that speech to the United Nations.

Homeboy seriously lives in a fantasy world.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

The biggest mistake the moderators made in the debate was not asking Trump how he was going to end the war. He keeps babbling about how he’s going to instantly get them to agree to end it just by snapping his fingers. But what are the details of his miracle? What will a post-war Ukraine look like if it exists at all?

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SethTriggs's avatar

Under Murc's Law, followup questions are only for Dems!

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Jamshied Sharifi's avatar

When can I never hear about that awful asshole ever again?

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

When he’s finally dead.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

No, PAB and Hitler will be the source of endless speculative articles.

"What if PAB/Hitler rose from the dead instead of Jesus?"

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clairence's avatar

OT:

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Trump said that if he were president, and a former president came under such a threat, he would tell the threatening country that if they did anything to harm the individual, "we are going to blow your largest cities and the country itself to smithereens."

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> really, any minute now, he's gonna shift to being presidential. He's already got a feel for the 'bully pulpit'.

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

Mostly just the "bully" part.

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Flashman's avatar

Under Trump, peace in the Ukraine would come the same way as peace in the middle east: simply get the side that giving Trump less money to surrender, by withdrawing support for any other alternative. Fuck that guy; I hope he loses big.

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Amanda Mitchell's avatar

The blinders on those people who think that a. TFG is a political mastermind and b. Will solve all of the problems about which they bitch and moan are absolutely made of lead & impenetrable.

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RRJKR's avatar

A certified nutjob, convicted felon, who is deeply indebted to the Russians. My first choice for POTUS /s

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Hobbes's avatar

Not to mention and a half-billion plus in debt to civil litigants to whom he lost.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

I wish people would press Trump more on the situation in Gaza. All he'll say is that Bibi "needs to finish the job," whatever the fuck that means. Maybe some pro-Palestinian protestors can go break 𝘩𝘪𝘴 chops for a change.

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Richard S's avatar

"Finish the job" = Finish bulldozing Gaza, so it can rebuilt as the radical ultra-right want it to be: free of Palestinians.

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Lefty Wright's avatar

And as Jared Kushner proposes, an exclusive gated Mediterranean resort. Instead of like now, fenced in to keep Palestinians from leaving and into a gated enclave with admission starting at $20 million that keeps Palestinians and other dispossessed people out.

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Boaty the plural's avatar

They say we'll kill them off, take their land, and go there for vacation!

RATM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPkgU3EY2Q

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

That would be like building a resort on the site of Auschwitz. It’s so ghoulish only a completely soulless monster like Jared could think of it.

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

Maybe holding off until he’s elected is the smart move.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

He's a presidential candidate. Giving his opinion on a foreign-policy issue as important as this one is necessary. (What is NOT necessary -- not OK at all -- is him privately telling Bibi to keep the war going through the election, as has been speculated.)

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

How is that a correct answer? It means nothing. HOW is Bibi supposed to finish the job? What even IS "the job"?

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No Quid Bro Code's avatar

The job is total annihilation of Gaza so Jared can build beach-front property.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Oh. Sorry.

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RRJKR's avatar

Ending the conflict in Ukraine is easy. Just agree to whatever terms Putin demands. Which is Trump's plan. Trump owes the Russians $$Billions. You think they don't expect an ROI?

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defpac's avatar

Biden more fun here.

https://x.com/atrupar/status/1838986684295168265

Biden gets a very nice reception on The View and jokes that he's "180 years old. I've been around forever."

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pmsrw3's avatar

"THEY BEAT HITLER, THEY BEAT NAPOLEON"

Here's the difference, dipshit. Napoleon invaded Russia. Hitler invaded Russia. Putin invaded Ukraine.

Ukraine and Russia are not healthy places for invading armies.

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Colbert Thorenson's avatar

Yep. As far as Russian invasions go, see Afghanistan and Finland.

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RRJKR's avatar

The Russians never beat anybody. The Winter did.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

The Russians had to fight in the same outdoors, with the same conditions, that the Germans did.

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thephantomcheese's avatar

Only the Germans forgot to issue winter coats...

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Major Is My Spirit Animal's avatar

But with much shorter supply lines.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Well, two replies occur to me:

--That's a little like linebackers and d-backs in football having to cover less ground as they get backed up closer to their own end zone.

--In any case, it's war, not a football game. Nothing says it has to be fair. You use whatever advantage you have, whether in men, equipment, planes or whatever.

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