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ChumpsForTrump's avatar

Not just by Trump.. he probably had Roodles sharting out clouds of bourbon-infused toxicity the whole time too.

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Her Wokedness, Sister Artemis's avatar

Glad we have a president who's not afraid to call an asshole an asshole, or to note that something is a big fuckin deal when it's definitely a BFD.

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JollyRogerMexico's avatar

I would have:

1) Taken luminol and a black light to Hope Hicks' office and posted it on TikTok2) Gone some combination of Christo and Bill Burroughs Exterminator on the place

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Carstonio's avatar

Trump probably wiped his boogers on the Resolute Desk.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

No he saved them in a jar for Cancùn Cruz known booger eaterer.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

But did he keep the gold Twitter-toilet though?

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Nicola Leslie's avatar

Whisky update.

He's all settled in at the vets. Blood tests revealed his potassium levels are a bit low so they've got him on potassium as well as fluids. They've cleaned out his wounds; the one on his leg was nasty, it even had a couple of maggots in it.He seems happy in himself, he's getting lots of fuss from the vet nurses and is being very well fed. When I phoned them earlier the nurse said he was curled up quite happily and was purring away to himself and making biscuits on his blanket. He should be able to come home tomorrow, blood tests permitting.

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Hemp Dogbane's avatar

The Trump stink isn't just in the White House.

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Irregular Non-commenter's avatar

Scotch libelz.

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Carstonio's avatar

Weren’t there corporate executives in the 1960s who had electric putting cups in their suites? Leave it to Trump to take that dick move to another level.

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fifthdentist's avatar

So fucking Wanknugget, who claimed he would be "too busy to play golf" if elected not only played golf three weekends out of four-ish, but even when he was "working" just spent his time playing electronic golf during the rare moments he wasn't tweeting stupid shit.And millions of people will support him, because that's what they'd do if they were president.

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tiredsucker's avatar

Nixon put a bowling alley in the basement.

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tiredsucker's avatar

It is everywhere.

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tiredsucker's avatar

"LOL sad. Was Trump cheating at golf by himself?"

Yes, he was.

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Carstonio's avatar

At least that’s more of a group activity.

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acchomplished's avatar

I am so happy for you and whiskey.

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