1) Taken luminol and a black light to Hope Hicks' office and posted it on TikTok2) Gone some combination of Christo and Bill Burroughs Exterminator on the place
He's all settled in at the vets. Blood tests revealed his potassium levels are a bit low so they've got him on potassium as well as fluids. They've cleaned out his wounds; the one on his leg was nasty, it even had a couple of maggots in it.He seems happy in himself, he's getting lots of fuss from the vet nurses and is being very well fed. When I phoned them earlier the nurse said he was curled up quite happily and was purring away to himself and making biscuits on his blanket. He should be able to come home tomorrow, blood tests permitting.
Weren’t there corporate executives in the 1960s who had electric putting cups in their suites? Leave it to Trump to take that dick move to another level.
So fucking Wanknugget, who claimed he would be "too busy to play golf" if elected not only played golf three weekends out of four-ish, but even when he was "working" just spent his time playing electronic golf during the rare moments he wasn't tweeting stupid shit.And millions of people will support him, because that's what they'd do if they were president.
Not just by Trump.. he probably had Roodles sharting out clouds of bourbon-infused toxicity the whole time too.
Glad we have a president who's not afraid to call an asshole an asshole, or to note that something is a big fuckin deal when it's definitely a BFD.
I would have:
1) Taken luminol and a black light to Hope Hicks' office and posted it on TikTok2) Gone some combination of Christo and Bill Burroughs Exterminator on the place
Trump probably wiped his boogers on the Resolute Desk.
No he saved them in a jar for Cancùn Cruz known booger eaterer.
But did he keep the gold Twitter-toilet though?
Whisky update.
He's all settled in at the vets. Blood tests revealed his potassium levels are a bit low so they've got him on potassium as well as fluids. They've cleaned out his wounds; the one on his leg was nasty, it even had a couple of maggots in it.He seems happy in himself, he's getting lots of fuss from the vet nurses and is being very well fed. When I phoned them earlier the nurse said he was curled up quite happily and was purring away to himself and making biscuits on his blanket. He should be able to come home tomorrow, blood tests permitting.
The Trump stink isn't just in the White House.
Scotch libelz.
Weren’t there corporate executives in the 1960s who had electric putting cups in their suites? Leave it to Trump to take that dick move to another level.
So fucking Wanknugget, who claimed he would be "too busy to play golf" if elected not only played golf three weekends out of four-ish, but even when he was "working" just spent his time playing electronic golf during the rare moments he wasn't tweeting stupid shit.And millions of people will support him, because that's what they'd do if they were president.
Nixon put a bowling alley in the basement.
It is everywhere.
"LOL sad. Was Trump cheating at golf by himself?"
Yes, he was.
At least that’s more of a group activity.
I am so happy for you and whiskey.