Joe Lieberman To Take Away Americans' Citizenship Without Amending Constitution, Hooray!
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Fiercely independent Connecticut Senator and five-time Worst Human Of The Year Award winner Joe Lieberman finds it pretty frustrating when swarthy, sinister terrorists are picked up by FBI "courtesy patrols" and whisked off to a day spa for mud wraps and reiki work just because they managed to bamboozle some activist judge into making them a U.S. citizen. But Joe Lieberman is just one man! What can he do to protect Americans from all the "freebies" we give to Americans? C'mon Joe, think ... Bill of Rights ... think ... terrorist enemies everywhere ... Oh, wait! Just announce that they aren't citizens anymore, by executive fiat! Problem solved!
Joe Lieberman To Take Away Americans' Citizenship Without Amending Constitution, Hooray!
Joe Lieberman To Take Away Americans…
Joe Lieberman To Take Away Americans' Citizenship Without Amending Constitution, Hooray!
Fiercely independent Connecticut Senator and five-time Worst Human Of The Year Award winner Joe Lieberman finds it pretty frustrating when swarthy, sinister terrorists are picked up by FBI "courtesy patrols" and whisked off to a day spa for mud wraps and reiki work just because they managed to bamboozle some activist judge into making them a U.S. citizen. But Joe Lieberman is just one man! What can he do to protect Americans from all the "freebies" we give to Americans? C'mon Joe, think ... Bill of Rights ... think ... terrorist enemies everywhere ... Oh, wait! Just announce that they aren't citizens anymore, by executive fiat! Problem solved!