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PsycWench's avatar

No doubt Sarah's dismissal of unfriendly media (communicating via Twitter and a well-scrubbed Facebook page, invite-only speeches) has led her followers to believe that this is the standard that should be honored by media everywhere - not an avoidance tactic by an avoidance pro.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

In other words, TeaBaggers and other assorted Republicans?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Good point! It this happened in Iraq Miller's "security" would have lit up the reporter like a Baghdad traffic accident.

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The Quirk's avatar

Right, because flashing your gun in that situation would be consequence-free, right? Not like Alaska wingnuts ever carry their own guns.

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The Quirk's avatar

*pulls out pencil and paper*

Whut was that first one again?

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

I always assumed it was Red Skelton's work.

But probably more likely modeled after the frontiersman Samuel "Grizzly" Adams.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

This is almost as bad as when those 'private security guards' shot Ricky in Boyz in Tha Hood. Ricky was trespassing on their private alley though.

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Mayor_Quimby's avatar

In my hatefuck fantasies, guess what happens to that cute button nose?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

LimeyLiz asks and Wonkette delivers...I can see that.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Good thing Hopfinger didn't ask Miller the names of the newspapers he reads.

In Alaska, asking a politician that question can get you twenty to life.

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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Carl Paladino said the LSM had all the goons. If candidates have goons, this is a serious escalation. The LSM may need to get some thugs. And if the candidates dare respond in kind, we may see brutes, hooligans and bruisers deployed in our lifetimes.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

No...Aqua Buddha is a false god.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

If this assclown wins, it will only serve as proof that we are truly fucked as a nation.

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Spurning Beer's avatar

Senator Joe wants to <i>habeas</i> your <i>corpus</i>.

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