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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Facts are also always wrong, wrong, wrong. At least in Opposia, the land ruled by libertarian Tea Partiers. In Opposia, Obama <i>raised</i> taxes. In Opposia, death panels killed the Constitution (RIP). In Opposia, <i>pi</i> is 3 and 2 + 2 = 5.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Wingnutz! They really love those double entendres.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

OT - What's going on with Andy Harris story? I really want to tee up on that whining putz.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

Carl Paladino complained about the NY Post's goons. Joe Miller used goons to arrest that reporter for, um, reporting. Now the TSA goons are <strike>ogling</strike> scanning <strike> titties</strike> WMDs. It's boom times in the goon economy.

JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

<i>"16.6 percent of Americans are malnourished and constantly hungry"</i>

Ah, to be a teenager and/or supermodel again.

PsycWench's avatar

Haven't you seen "Last Tango in Paris"? "Get the butter....knife".

fuflans's avatar

yes but prince william is engaged.

Joshua Norton's avatar

Food stamps don't even work. Just ask the teabagger who tried to use one to mail a KFC Double Down.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

He kind of looks like large slab of old beef jerky wearing an American flag.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

God, I saw one of those last week! I felt deep, deep shame for my country.

Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Hey Pat...I got yer "meat" right here.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

You mean deep-fried Double Down donut sandwiches with a side order of High Fructose Corn Syrup isn't meeting our nation's nutritional needs? Obviously, this is a lie concocted by Michell Obama and Big Garden.

AngryBlakGuy's avatar

...for some reason that pilot article gives me flash backs to that scene in "New Jack City" with all the naked women bagging cocaine.

Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Pat Boone has solved the hunger problem. Eat more meat! MEAT! <a href="http://www.patboonemeats.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.patboonemeats.com/welcome/message-pat">http://www.patboonemeats.co...

PsycWench's avatar

Joe Miller is just confused b/c he read "The Secret" as recommended on Oprah. He didn't see the disclaimer about it working on you but maybe not working on voters.