Lisa Murkowski leads bearded fraud Joe Miller by more than 1,700 votes, and there are still thousands of write-in ballots that haven't even been counted yet, ergo: Lisa Murkowski totally won, suck a fat one and choke on it, Joe Miller! But facts are stupid things invented by people who didn't go to Yale Law School, so Joe Miller is not worried, and he certainly isn't conceding anytime soon. Instead, he will keep suing Alaska, in his last sad attempt to disenfranchise Alaskan voters. Sarah Palin has already endorsed Joe Miller's lawsuit, on Twitter, so it is sure to succeed. (Note: Even if Jesus made a cameo appearance on Sarah Palin's reality teevee show and ordered Alaska not to use "discretion" when counting write-in ballots, Joe Miller still wouldn't have enough votes to win.) Ha ha, Joe Miller is such a jerk. [
Facts are also always wrong, wrong, wrong. At least in Opposia, the land ruled by libertarian Tea Partiers. In Opposia, Obama <i>raised</i> taxes. In Opposia, death panels killed the Constitution (RIP). In Opposia, <i>pi</i> is 3 and 2 + 2 = 5.
Carl Paladino complained about the NY Post&#039;s goons. Joe Miller used goons to arrest that reporter for, um, reporting. Now the TSA goons are <strike>ogling</strike> scanning <strike> titties</strike> WMDs. It&#039;s boom times in the goon economy.
You mean deep-fried Double Down donut sandwiches with a side order of High Fructose Corn Syrup isn&#039;t meeting our nation&#039;s nutritional needs? Obviously, this is a lie concocted by Michell Obama and Big Garden.
...for some reason that pilot article gives me flash backs to that scene in &quot;New Jack City&quot; with all the naked women bagging cocaine.
Joe Miller is just confused b/c he read &quot;The Secret&quot; as recommended on Oprah. He didn&#039;t see the disclaimer about it working on you but maybe not working on voters.
Facts are also always wrong, wrong, wrong. At least in Opposia, the land ruled by libertarian Tea Partiers. In Opposia, Obama <i>raised</i> taxes. In Opposia, death panels killed the Constitution (RIP). In Opposia, <i>pi</i> is 3 and 2 + 2 = 5.
Wingnutz! They really love those double entendres.
OT - What&#039;s going on with Andy Harris story? I really want to tee up on that whining putz.
Carl Paladino complained about the NY Post&#039;s goons. Joe Miller used goons to arrest that reporter for, um, reporting. Now the TSA goons are <strike>ogling</strike> scanning <strike> titties</strike> WMDs. It&#039;s boom times in the goon economy.
<i>&quot;16.6 percent of Americans are malnourished and constantly hungry&quot;</i>
Ah, to be a teenager and/or supermodel again.
Haven&#039;t you seen &quot;Last Tango in Paris&quot;? &quot;Get the butter....knife&quot;.
yes but prince william is engaged.
Food stamps don&#039;t even work. Just ask the teabagger who tried to use one to mail a KFC Double Down.
He kind of looks like large slab of old beef jerky wearing an American flag.
God, I saw one of those last week! I felt deep, deep shame for my country.
Hey Pat...I got yer &quot;meat&quot; right here.
You mean deep-fried Double Down donut sandwiches with a side order of High Fructose Corn Syrup isn&#039;t meeting our nation&#039;s nutritional needs? Obviously, this is a lie concocted by Michell Obama and Big Garden.
...for some reason that pilot article gives me flash backs to that scene in &quot;New Jack City&quot; with all the naked women bagging cocaine.
Pat Boone has solved the hunger problem. Eat more meat! MEAT! <a href="http://www.patboonemeats.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.patboonemeats.com/welcome/message-pat">http://www.patboonemeats.co...
Joe Miller is just confused b/c he read &quot;The Secret&quot; as recommended on Oprah. He didn&#039;t see the disclaimer about it working on you but maybe not working on voters.