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It cannot be said too often. It's what they have planned for the rest of us down here.

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i think you're going to be stuck fleeing to IL like everyone else.

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what's a mid 40-ish dude doing hanging out with a 26 year old anyway?

unsavory.

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Id-da-ho's on third...

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Or a law firm...but wait, that's redundant. Sorry.

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The fundamental problem is the Warrior Christians who moved there and began breeding in a state where you still get paid for breeding. The regular money grubbing complaining Republicans didn't figure it out until it was too late.

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Alaska is another place to take off of my potential vacation destinations.

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Blessed are the Cheesemakers! (Well, not the Cheesemakers specifically, it refers to any manufacturers of dairy products.)

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<i>Mr. Miller became acquainted with Mr. Cox through Republican Party politics, not unlike many other State leaders.</i>

And it's not fair to draw the obvious conclusion about Alaskan Republican Party politics from this fact. You hear me? NOT FAIR.

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When it says Ore-Ida, it's all-righta!

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Twat's on second.

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Nothing says Respect Authority™ and We Are A Nation Of Laws™ like killing cops and judges.

**Long-established, proud trademarks of the Republican Party

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