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Goonemeritus's avatar

Oxford England stole the socks out of my drier.

What A Debacle's avatar

Once upon a time, a very young man drank way, way too much and when he climbed the stairs to his 3rd floor apartment he blacked out at the top. He fell backward, through the flimsy wood railing and landed on his head on the landing below.

His brain was temporarily rendered inoperative.

Thus was born the Joe Rogan Experience.

Susan Niemann's avatar

Joe Rogan is the reason I told Spotify I was canceling my subscription....they dont give a shit, but I feel better. What an absolute dumb ass he is.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

So much easier to think up fake shit that only you know how to fix than to actually take on real problems that require actual intelligence.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Imagine being in the business of faux outrage. Every day you wake up and have to find something else to be FURIOUS about. Setting up straw men, circular arguments, reasons to be offended, these are easy to do. But the finding of the "thing" that makes everybody mad is a bigger problem. Why isn't Rogan outraged about the coverup going on with the Epstein files? Because the people he's trying to appeal to wish they'd been there and done that.

Way Left of Center's avatar

Control me?

To do what?

Work 40+ hours a week? Allow a non-medical middle man determine if a doctor's treatment is necessary/ profitable? Make me work until I'm 70+? Stay quiet while children are murdered in their classrooms? Allow WCNs to write laws?

Seems they are already "controlling" us Joe!

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

RFKjr - “Hey Cheryl if you blow me every 8 hours you will age at 1/10th the rate of other women”

Cheryl - “Wow, that’s crazy” *applies lip gloss*

amdancks's avatar

The absolutely astonishing thing about someone like Rogan is not that they're stupid; it's that they've molded that stupidity into something that greatly surpasses willful ignorance. There's no doubt it's an art ... a dark art, perhaps, but artistry nonetheless. How can one not be fascinated by it?

Philip Martin's avatar

Jesus Fucking Christ

christopher wilson's avatar

Joe Rogan is a low grade moron. LOW grade.

Santista's avatar

Thank you for watching this so that the rest of us don’t have to. Monumentally toxic stupidity and faux curiosity. And millions get their opinions from this guy.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

HOW MUCH IS SOROS PAYING YOU?!?!?!

Mole Child of Cluelessness's avatar

Thank you Robin, I hope your brain recovers soon from the idiocy you poured into it for this article. If it's not better by tomorrow then a couple of whatever Hooper cooks up should disinfect the Brosphere right out of it.

David G's avatar

Joe Rogan is just a dumbed down version of Charlie Kirk. Shock jock at best.

If the movie "Idiocracy" was remade, Joe Rogan would be the guy on the tv all the time.

Untrickled by Michelle Teheux's avatar

Conservatives are notorious for making up stuff and then getting really mad about the things they made up all by themselves.

ERISunveiled's avatar

If it weren't for fake outrage they wouldn't have any outrage at all

Ill-Advised's avatar

The evil "yet to be decided" is what Joe Rogan would do with that power if he had it.

And I think that's true of all of them.

Every accusation is still a confession. Every attribution absent evidence should also be regarded as maliciously inspired for the purpose of audience gratification and self- congratulation.