Back before Joe the Plumber fell into an Internet spidy-hole and was still actually getting interviewed (granted, only by things called "Christianity Today"), America's sweetheart let slip with some—how to put this delicately— fucking nuts comments about the "queers" and how he would never let them near his children.
Seriously...we should be calling him Joe the Plumbers Helper...or for the sake of brevity, Joe the Plunger.
Homosexuality...Joe the Plumber...and pegged all in the same day.
I need a nap.
Next thing you know, William Hung will be running for congress.