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chascates's avatar

He can't bill anyone for that debate time, although it would obviously be at time and a half.

PsycWench's avatar

They need only read some of the <a href="http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Joe-Plumber-Fighting-American-Dream\/product-reviews\/0976974037\/ref=cm_cr_pr_hist_5\?ie=UTF8&amp\;filterBy=addFiveStar&amp\;showViewpoints=0" target="_blank"> 5-star "reviews" </a>of the book into the microphone. Phrases such as "intellectually bankrupt, pathologically dishonest, blatantly hypocritical" and "Somehow, this man figured out how to vomit all over paper and magically form words" work so well in public speaking.

ValiumNation's avatar

What did the voters do to deserve this? Yup.

Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

So he's "earned a reputation for being all but impossible to contact, even by his fellow Republicans"? And this is a problem for anyone HOW? Sounds like the perfect arrangement.

fuflans's avatar

i don't know. if mittbott wins, we will all have to sacrifice for the Great Wars against britain and poland.

TundraGrifter's avatar

Please remind me - how many is a Brazillian?

TundraGrifter's avatar

$10,000 sez his campaign contribution financial reports are a bit behind. Additionally, if anyone cared to look into it, I'm betting another $10,000 there are a remarkable number of personal expenditures hidden in there...

TundraGrifter's avatar

jz:

Did you know you can purchase a nice set of the collected works of "Dick" Morris on Amazon for about ten cents?

SullivanSt's avatar

Joe is attempting the impossible: no matter how hard he tries, he'll still never make Alvin Greene look like a good candidate.

Presumably by now it's not even a question whether any doubt remains that Sam's main objective in running was to stretch out his 15 minutes a little? Although, yard signs would still help even with that.

SullivanSt's avatar

I don't see downside to Marcy Kaptur winning reelection by a landslide.

SullivanSt's avatar

I'm wondering whether not-Joe has accomplished the feat of making the local Goobers wish they'd recruited Alan Keyes.

diogenez's avatar

Joe could make more money from writing a paper doll book - you know, where you cut out a character and pretend that it's real?