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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Or worse...having sex!

J - Was that ok? R - It was good...nice J - Really? R - Really J - So, you came? R - :::crickets::: yeah J - YOU LIE!

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SullivanSt's avatar

Popov? <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=vyhSbjjt1xA&amp\;t=0m34s" target="_blank">Pop off!</a> Sobieski's where it's at.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Either that, or Carnie put the weight back on.

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π”…π”’π”’π”©π”·π”’π”Ÿπ”²π”Ÿπ”Ÿπ”ž's avatar

It may be significant that what they all failed to file was the <i>ethics disclosure form.</i>

Probably had some "under penalty of perjury" clause, which got 200 of these sleazeballs to realize, "Holy shit, I can't sign this!"

(The rest of 'em just thought, "Eh, fuck, I'll sign it anyway.")

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fuflans's avatar

i'm going to click on that because it pleases me.

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fuflans's avatar

man damn everyone is fat.

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chascates's avatar

South Carolina pols and their constituents should go back to carrying canes to settle arguments with.

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SullivanSt's avatar

I guess they remembered why they loved each other in the first place: shared hatred of black people, especially the one in the White House.

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schmannity's avatar

I'd yell shit at the President too if I were married to that dogface.

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