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She turning Purell into a verb. We are Purelling and Praying.

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They are not right. He does not "own" it because that would mean paying taxes.His scam church "owns" it for him.He just uses it for himself and his family. Same with the mansion,

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Katie Porter is nothing but awesome.

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Story hour!

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Well, the food there is already pretty good.

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And make no mistake, ye of liddle, they do totally eat it!! The amazing/disgusting truth>

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Just needs a little, ya know, to get back on his feet?

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The Invisible Schween!

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Illustrated edition?

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Sure. Just like you're "Christian", "Greg". You are a lot of things, but a Christian you are not.

My church--open and affirming United Methodist--opened our kitchen and gave everything we could come up with to the local Muslim community after arson burned their maisjid to the ground. It wasn't even a thing. That's what actual Christians do, "Greg". Give. Give to those in need. Not to those who would soil the collar and risk the health of the sick, the elderly, the misguided in order to indulge themselves.

Check out Luke 12:33-34, "Greg". Do feel free to GTFO beforehand though.

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You mean SEND more souls to the Lord.

If you say his name three times, does he show up and raise hell?

Jesuschrist Jesuschrist Jesuschrist.

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Nope.

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''My temple should be a house of prayer, but you have made it a den of thieves.''

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Even Satan read the Bible. We're in good company.

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Like Noah, should have built a church that floats.

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The Gospel of Greed pastor is gonna use coronavirus to bring more cash to his bank account.

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