Human tear factory John Boehner is shocked -- shocked! -- that no-goodnik President Divisive wants a "clean" debt limit increase without matching spending cuts. You perhaps remember that this was a big fucking deal last year when all the Tea Party freshman simultaneously went all bananas on John Boehner's ass and refused to pay for what Congress had already spent, because that is just good, responsible budgeting like we all do at home, and this caused the
i keep both of these fact filled missives (along with the recent jeffrey toobin new yorker on roberts / citizens united) at the ready whenever i know i'm seeing the 'righter' parts of my family.
It means no fuckin roun wi de peepoe&#039;s munnee, du ju unnerstan? Oh, why de fuck I even try, mang. Ju too fuck in de head, mang. Hey, hombre, ju <i>du</i> no ju is orange, ri mang?
(No rediculously overindulged stereotypes were harmed in the creation of this snark.)
i keep both of these fact filled missives (along with the recent jeffrey toobin new yorker on roberts / citizens united) at the ready whenever i know i&#039;m seeing the &#039;righter&#039; parts of my family.
Austerity is Abundance.
<blockquote> it almost took my breath away </blockquote>
... that anyone would expect a Republican leader to honor an agreement they made a whole year ago.
everybody knows austerity is the economic model you use when you need to get the black man out of the white house.
Instead of <i>E pluribus unum</i> change the wording on the seal to <i>Iustus pro uber.</i>
It&#039;s that special repug math:
X = DefinitelyNot(X)
See how that works? So let&#039;s apply this lesson.
Austerity = DefinitelyNotAusterity.
Quiz on Friday, folks ...
Allow me, I speak <i>mang</i>
It means no fuckin roun wi de peepoe&#039;s munnee, du ju unnerstan? Oh, why de fuck I even try, mang. Ju too fuck in de head, mang. Hey, hombre, ju <i>du</i> no ju is orange, ri mang?
(No rediculously overindulged stereotypes were harmed in the creation of this snark.)