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fuflans's avatar

i keep both of these fact filled missives (along with the recent jeffrey toobin new yorker on roberts / citizens united) at the ready whenever i know i'm seeing the 'righter' parts of my family.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

Austerity is Abundance.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

<blockquote> it almost took my breath away </blockquote>

... that anyone would expect a Republican leader to honor an agreement they made a whole year ago.

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fuflans's avatar

everybody knows austerity is the economic model you use when you need to get the black man out of the white house.

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chascates's avatar

Instead of <i>E pluribus unum</i> change the wording on the seal to <i>Iustus pro uber.</i>

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

It's that special repug math:

X = DefinitelyNot(X)

See how that works? So let's apply this lesson.

Austerity = DefinitelyNotAusterity.

Quiz on Friday, folks ...

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WishingIWereThere's avatar

Allow me, I speak <i>mang</i>

It means no fuckin roun wi de peepoe's munnee, du ju unnerstan? Oh, why de fuck I even try, mang. Ju too fuck in de head, mang. Hey, hombre, ju <i>du</i> no ju is orange, ri mang?

(No rediculously overindulged stereotypes were harmed in the creation of this snark.)

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