John Boehner Cannot Find A 'Stimulus Job' For His Dog

Here's the hot new Republican YouTube, "Hey Half-Breed, Where Mah Job, Haw Haw," produced by orange House Minority Leader John Boehner. The first-person documentary follows a retarded man wandering into AIG offices and hamburger saloons detectivin' (unsuccessfully) for them there "stimulus jobs" that the Kenyan feller kept hollerin' about. And then John Boehner appears and complains about how his dog is unemployed and on welfare. [ YouTube ]